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Offline Nuno

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A complaint of a Bacteria
« on: September 09, 2006, 04:16:05 PM »
Hellow!



I am Staphylococcus Aureus, but you can call me S.A either.
 
i live on you.......surprised???
let me clear that.....
You might not know that every one of you is bearing and fostering countless varities of bacteria called normal flora of body,
on your skin,
 in your mouth,
in your intestine,
on the walls of your nose to your lungs,
and even in your eyes.
Me and my friends of group Staphylococci are not a part of normal flora of every one but living in the nose throat and skin of about 50%.
We are forever underfoot,crawling all over the hospitals

DONT GET SCARED!!!
because we all are living in your body under the oath of a treaty, signed by both you and us.
This treaty is based on "Jeo aur jeny do"policy, which says that
-OUR HARMFUL FACTORS WILL NOT HARM YOU.
-YOUR DEFENSE SYSTEM WON'T BOTHER US.
Even though we are dangerous and have all the properties which disease causing bacteria possess but we have been gentically taught to not to harm our hosts.
After all you are our hosts...!

But...
Alas! you people are always been hurting us and our patience through many ways.
your disobedient steps include

-Widespread use of anti biotics, including the treatment of viral illness with antibiotics.( for example when ever you get even a mild flue, dont you rush to chuck up antibiotics like candies, but you should know that this flue is not due to bacteria but its cause is a virus. )



-Excessive use of antimicrobial preparations in soaps and cleaning solutions.
-Increased number of ill patients which require prolonged course of anti biotics (so you can not escape even you by yourselves aren't the convicts.)

-International travelling promotion. ( please convence your overseas living relatives and friends that high tech communication system is more reliable and safe method to visit your loved ones, this prevents the clash of bacteria.)
-Poverty
All these things hurt us, we have been killed deadly even we were innocent, and we living peacfully.
 
This new scenario has forced us tou change our genetics.
Now we teach our children "how to combat our enamy" (which is you dear host)
 
Have a look on our aggressive revenge policy
-We are prepared to sheild our selves from antibiotic attack.
-We menifest our weapons and try to damage you as much as we can.
-we can deceive your defense system (W.B.C's) thorugh our Bullet proof equipments.



Hold on dont go just see the consequences......
in turn your get in problems like this


 -many of you have got Tom E|, dick  8), and Harry (ff) like pimples much stubborn to  be cleared out.
[/UR
-We can force you to become old earlier than your age as you can have untreatable joint pain.
-Hummmmmmmm.........  we all love to live in wounds, our attack can cause your wound to become septic.
-We can directly hit your Heart, its not that romantic but keep an eye on your heart it is soon going to act stupidly. It will be damaged
-I can scratch your eyes.
-and............ and.......... and........ many more complications..

I think this went too cruel, but you can prevent your self from this furious future by making a promise that you will hold this innocuous track by heart and soul.

1) Dont use antibiotics with out doctors directions, may be you need a much narrow ranged antibiotic,( Dont hit the mosquito with a tank).


2) Throw away all the antiseptic soaps and hand washing  agnets until your doctors suggests that,
(Believe more on Beauty soaps, (F) because all of you are beautiful and worth it.)
3)Emphasize on your and your family hygiene, especially on Handwashing.
4)Limit travelling and stick to www.Baask.com to remain close to your relatives because we do care about the expenses of travelling.

Hope you have under stood the whole text and will co-operate with us in living peace.
Because we care about you so can expect the same from your side.


Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2006, 07:53:24 PM »
Nice sharing sister .

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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2006, 08:35:22 PM »
  0[-   ...  :''(   ..  :hehe: 

Nice one...
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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2006, 10:15:07 PM »
nice post...
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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2006, 06:00:25 PM »
Ye Kiya Sis Nuno
Yahan Insaan Aur Becteria Ka Peace Project Agreement Chal Raha Hey Kiya?
Well Nice Sharing.Very Informative. |||o


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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2006, 09:17:14 PM »
thank u every one :$
thanks alot
 oh yea fahad bro it is a peace project but. we have to stop it  from becoming a distressed  future  :hehe:
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 06:07:11 PM »
wah baei !
ammi , araakaan pattaas daday?
dr anwar, pandrani

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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 02:07:17 PM »
agar bacteria ghusse me agay to ......... Hahahah
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Re: A complaint of a Bacteria
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2010, 11:12:13 PM »
very nice , you are doctor or medical student, any way good efferts.