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Title: Funny sms
Post by: jasmeen on March 27, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
2 Arbi ek Doosre Ko Galiyan de rahe they!
                        QareeB se Guzartey Huey PATHAN ne unse kaha!
                        BhaiYo!
                        HamaRe liye b DUA Kr Na!! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Perozai R!nd on March 27, 2008, 05:46:22 PM
Hahahahhaha

MASHKOOR Ukhti For Sharing This Joke...
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: jasmeen on March 27, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
if Mulvis start making movies,names are:
1.Hamari tasbi aap k pass hai.
2.Hum zakat day chuke sanam.
3.Imam banaya aap ne.
4.Kabhi namaz kabhi roza.
5.Paise wale Haj k liye jain gay.

 
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Majid Rahshoon on March 27, 2008, 06:26:06 PM
baaz wash banaent taga gohaar (F) (F)
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: BiRousK on March 27, 2008, 08:40:19 PM
It made me burst into laughter , he he he..Keep sharing such stuff.  |||o
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Zahida Raees Raji on March 27, 2008, 09:43:00 PM
Quote from: jasmeen on March 27, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
if Mulvis start making movies,names are:
1.Hamari tasbi aap k pass hai.
2.Hum zakat day chuke sanam.
3.Imam banaya aap ne.
4.Kabhi namaz kabhi roza.
5.Paise wale Haj k liye jain gay.

 

wounderful sis,
Last week I read this sms on my brother's cell phone and liked it :)
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: ღ° NaZgOl ღ on March 27, 2008, 09:54:01 PM
:D

liked d jokes...

when i speak to my sis in arabic..my cozin's say * which sura u finished :D *
lol
 
thnx
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Zahida Raees Raji on March 27, 2008, 09:56:53 PM
Quote from: nazgol on March 27, 2008, 09:54:01 PM
:D

liked d jokes...

when i speak to my sis in arabic..my cozin's say * which sura u finished :D *
lol
 
thnx
hahahaha
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Perozai R!nd on March 28, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from: nazgol on March 27, 2008, 09:54:01 PM
:D

liked d jokes...

when i speak to my sis in arabic..my cozin's say * which sura u finished :D *
lol
 
thnx

Ukhti Nazgol Is It A Joke????
Oh Sorry I think Its a funny Msg Aha Nice.. :)

Never Mind!!!
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: jasmeen on March 29, 2008, 01:43:35 AM
Yaad hai hum first time kahan mile tey.train rukee ti khidki khuli ti nazron se nazar takrae tey tumne mujhe se kaha ta.........Allah ke Naam pe kuch dedoo Baba... :hehe:
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: jasmeen on March 29, 2008, 02:06:28 AM
Girl:Mulvi sab im in luv.
Mulvi:Nauzubillah..Astaghfirullah..Laholwala.
Girl:No no Mulvi sab im in luv with U.
Mulvi sab:Subhanallah..Mashallah..Jazakallah... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: ღ° NaZgOl ღ on March 31, 2008, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Fahad Naseer Rind on March 28, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from: nazgol on March 27, 2008, 09:54:01 PM
:D

liked d jokes...

when i speak to my sis in arabic..my cozin's say * which sura u finished :D *
lol
 
thnx

Ukhti Nazgol Is It A Joke????
Oh Sorry I think Its a funny Msg Aha Nice.. :)

Never Mind!!!

LOL  @ u bro

na its true 0[-



Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Perozai R!nd on March 31, 2008, 10:12:04 PM
Quote from: nazgol on March 31, 2008, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Fahad Naseer Rind on March 28, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from: nazgol on March 27, 2008, 09:54:01 PM
:D

liked d jokes...

when i speak to my sis in arabic..my cozin's say * which sura u finished :D *
lol
 
thnx

Ukhti Nazgol Is It A Joke????
Oh Sorry I think Its a funny Msg Aha Nice.. :)

Never Mind!!!

LOL  @ u bro

na its true 0[-

No Sis I am Not Asking That That Was Real Or Not ,, I Just Asked Was It a Joke???

Jokes Are Also Often Real And Sometime Maybe Virtual..
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Sania on April 01, 2008, 02:59:39 AM

 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”
Title: Re: Funny sms
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Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: ღ° NaZgOl ღ on April 04, 2008, 12:08:03 AM
Quote from: Fahad Naseer Rind on March 31, 2008, 10:12:04 PM
Quote from: nazgol on March 31, 2008, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Fahad Naseer Rind on March 28, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from: nazgol on March 27, 2008, 09:54:01 PM
:D

liked d jokes...

when i speak to my sis in arabic..my cozin's say * which sura u finished :D *
lol
 
thnx

Ukhti Nazgol Is It A Joke????
Oh Sorry I think Its a funny Msg Aha Nice.. :)

Never Mind!!!

LOL  @ u bro

na its true 0[-

No Sis I am Not Asking That That Was Real Or Not ,, I Just Asked Was It a Joke???

Jokes Are Also Often Real And Sometime Maybe Virtual..

lol
complicated :D
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: jasmeen on April 04, 2008, 09:09:33 PM
Khudkush Bombar ne bomb ka buttom dabaya lekin Dhamaka nahi hua aur wo Behosh ho gya.Jab hospital me hosh aya aur Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi hoorain kahan hain?
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Rind Baba on April 16, 2008, 04:15:59 AM
Quote from: jasmeen on April 04, 2008, 09:09:33 PM
Khudkush Bombar ne bomb ka buttom dabaya lekin Dhamaka nahi hua aur wo Behosh ho gya.Jab hospital me hosh aya aur Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi hoorain kahan hain?

Lol  funny 1 kkkkkKKK
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Mahruk on April 16, 2008, 11:25:54 PM
Ishq mein ye anjam paya hai hath paer tootay moo se lahoo aaya hai hospital pohanchay to nurson ne ye farmaya hai baharoon phool barsao mera MAHBOOB aaya hai....
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Shahid Baloch on April 17, 2008, 01:07:55 AM
Quote from: Mahruk on April 16, 2008, 11:25:54 PM
Ishq mein ye anjam paya hai hath paer tootay moo se lahoo aaya hai hospital pohanchay to nurson ne ye farmaya hai baharoon phool barsao mera MAHBOOB aaya hai....

lol
Nice one :D
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Mahruk on June 18, 2008, 10:56:37 AM
Interviewer: Tell me opposite of good.
Sardar:Bad.
Interviewer:Come.
Sardar:Go.
Intrvwr:Ugly
Srdr:Pichli.
Intrvwr:Shutup!
Sardar:keep talking.
Intrvwr:Get out!
Sardar:Come in.
Intrvwr:Oh God!
Sardar: Oh devil.
INTRWVR:u R rEJECTED!
Sardar: Bale Bale! I m selected.
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Rind Baba on June 20, 2008, 03:49:27 AM
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Mahruk on August 16, 2008, 01:16:32 AM
Ab kya dhondty ho kaghzoon ke is dhair mein Faraz

Woh jis main tmhari photo thi uss akhbaar may koi naan le gaya...........
Title: Re: Funny sms
Post by: Mahgul on March 04, 2009, 01:04:14 PM


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