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Title: funny shairi
Post by: Rind Baba on September 05, 2005, 10:21:02 PM
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Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Rind Baba on September 05, 2005, 10:23:50 PM
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Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Sheereen on January 17, 2006, 09:18:41 PM
:)  (F) Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati


Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati


Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota


Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti


Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata
Seeng marta foran usse takar karata


Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota


Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main



Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hot
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Rind Baba on January 17, 2006, 10:15:49 PM


Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Nuno on January 20, 2006, 01:46:19 AM
abhi dipu sy ajati hai cheeni
gawala apny ghar sy chal para hai
ab to chay pi kar hi jayaga
mulazim lakrian leny gaya hai
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Sheereen on January 20, 2006, 10:53:07 AM
:)
 .......SoNG..........: Aadat Remix !

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!

Najany kab say

grade buray aatay hain

Mujhe phir bhi akallll..ll.. kion nahin aati hai??

Najany kab say..

Door jitna 'A' hay mujh say... paas 'F' kay main..

Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main..

teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..

Ab to zinda hoon main detention center main..

kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey..

theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sataaaey...!

yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey..

aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey

hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhh..

ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoanay main

hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhh ahahahahhhh

sab formulay hain..!

sab theorian hain..!!

bhoola do unhain..!

jala do unhain..

ahahahahahhhhhh ahahahahahhh ahahahhhh

ahahahahahhhhhhh ahahahahahhhhhh ahahahahahhhh

ohohohohhhhh ....

aaa..aaa..aa..! ab to aadat si hai mujh ko....!!
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Nuno on January 23, 2006, 02:58:16 AM
HY SWEET YAH AP NY KHUD LIKHI HAI KIA  :%
 KHAIR MERI SUNO
apni zoja sy kaha ik molvi ny, nek bakht
teri turbat per likhen tehreeer kis mafhoom ki ?
ehlia boli ebarat sab sy mozoon hai yahi...
DAFAN HAI BEWA YAHAN  PER  MOLWI MARHOOM KI

its by Anwer masood'z turki ba turki
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Nuno on January 28, 2006, 09:22:58 PM
by Anwer masood
main ny kaha k bazmy naz
us ny kaha k kia kaha
main ny kaha k kuch nahi
us ny kaha k theek hai
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Nuno on February 09, 2006, 03:51:15 AM
jahaa.N gaaye the Khushiyo.n ke taraane
muqaddar dekhiye roye vahii.n par
hu_e masjid se gum juute hamaare
jahaa.N se paaye the, khoye vahii.n par



rail ke Dibbe me.n ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa
maa.N ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot
thak ke aaKhir loriiyaa.N gaane lagii
bijaliyaa.N kaano par barasaane lagii
das minute tak loriiyaa.N jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uThaa ek aadamii
"Behanjii, itanaa karam ab kiijiiye
aap is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Nuno on February 13, 2006, 03:28:51 AM
bolaa dukaan-daar ke kyaa chaahiye tumhe.n?
jo bhii kahoge merii dukaan par vo paa_oge
mai.n ne kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa 'cake' hai?
bolaa yahii.n pe khaa_oge yaa.N leke jaaoge?
Title: Funny urdu shairi
Post by: Saima Baloch on February 13, 2006, 10:05:26 AM
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Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Saima Baloch on February 24, 2006, 02:15:37 PM
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Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Rind Baba on February 24, 2006, 05:54:53 PM
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Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Perozai R!nd on February 24, 2006, 08:14:39 PM
Very Funny Brother RindBaba. :mrgreen:


Ab Ye Bhi Padh Lein. :mrgreen:


Itnay Paray Hain Ab K Danday Teri Galli Main
Arman Ho Gaey Sab Thandey Teri Galli Main

Aik Haath Main Hay Kanghi Zulfain Sanwartay Hain
Ab Kiya Batain Zalim Kesay Guzaartay Hain
Sunday Teri Galli Main,Monday Teri Galli Main

Seenay Par Hath Rakh K Tujh Ko Pukaartay Hain
Jab Maartay Hain Pathar Mundey Teri Galli Main
Kar Lain Geh Khud Kushi Hum One Day Teri Galli Main

Hum Dhoond Lain Geh Koi Deedaar Ka Bahana
Baicha Karain Geh Ab Hum Anday Teri Galli Main
Title: FUNNY URDU SHAIRI
Post by: Perozai R!nd on February 26, 2006, 08:09:38 PM
LATEST VERSION OF JAGJEET SINGH's FAMOUS GHAZAL : "Who Kaagaz Ki Kashti"
Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........
magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........
kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
v o project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....
bi maari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
par vo maa ka vishv as - Teachar ka Bharosaa..! ...
vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,
vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........
college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....
college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo do ston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...
kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...
Title: funny shairi
Post by: Saima Baloch on March 07, 2006, 08:03:43 PM
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Title: funny shairi
Post by: Perozai R!nd on March 08, 2006, 06:05:53 PM
Kisi mushairey se qabl aik shayer ko
Yeh fikr thee ke kami intezaam mai kia hai
Wo keh raha thaa ke ai baanyaan-e-bazm-e-sukhan
Kalaam mai to padhoonga kalaam mai kia hai !
Title: funny shairi
Post by: Perozai R!nd on March 08, 2006, 06:20:25 PM
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail