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Offline زینوک Zenok

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Conversation between Husband (Computer Engineer) & Wife
« on: June 07, 2006, 11:06:31 PM »
HUSBAND:    Hi Dear, I am logged in.

WIFE:              Would you like to have some snacks?

HUSBAND:    Hard disk full.

WIFE:              Have you brought the saree?
[HUSBAND:    Bad command or file name.

WIFE:              But I told you about it in the morning!

HUSBAND:    Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.

WIFE:              HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?

HUSBAND:    File in use, read only. try after some time.

WIFE:              Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

HUSBAND:    Sharing violation, access denied.


WIFE:              I made a mistake in marrying you!

HUSBAND:    Data type mismatch.

WIFE:              You are useless!

HUSBAND:    By default.


WIFE:              Who was there with you in the car this morning?


HUSBAND:    System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.

WIFE:              What is my value in your life?


HUSBAND:    Unknown virus detected.

WIFE:              Do you love me or your computer?!


HUSBAND:    Too many parameters.   


WIFE:              I will go to my dad's house!


HUSBAND:    Program performed illegal operation, it will close.


WIFE:              I will leave you forever!


HUSBAND:    Close all programs and log out for another user.


WIFE:              It's worthless talking to you!


HUSBAND:    Shut down the computer.


WIFE:              I am going!!!


HUSBAND:    It is now safe to turn off your computer.

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