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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.?
« on: September 11, 2006, 10:07:37 AM »
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.



1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away



How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM





1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

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Re: How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.?
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2006, 06:33:30 PM »
this one is funny  0[-
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Re: How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.?
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2006, 10:24:46 PM »
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.



1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away



How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM





1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake



Good one Very true im agree with GIRL's withdrawas Cash from Atm's 100% Right :x
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Re: How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.?
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006, 02:02:25 PM »

Very funny. Thank God we have LADIES ONLY ATMs here.

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Re: How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.?
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006, 06:07:49 PM »
Very Funny. :>
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Things you would NOT want to see happen at the ATM
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2006, 09:40:16 PM »
 
Guys check this 1

Things you would NOT want to see happen at the ATM

You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card.

You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.

You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.

You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.

You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well."




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