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Offline Mansoor Alam

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JOKE
« on: January 31, 2007, 12:14:11 AM »
Two friends... see and saw. One day see saw sea and saw didn't see sea. See saw sea and jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea saw but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea
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   Kuch samajh a jaey to mujhay bhee samjha dena  :hehe:  :hehe:  :hehe:    
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Offline Mansoor Alam

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 11:00:32 PM »
A man was praying to God.


He said, "God ?"


God responded, "Yes?"


And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"




"Go right ahead", God said.


"God, what is a million years to you?"


God said, "A million years to me is only a second."


The man wondered.


Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"


God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."


So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"


And God cheerfully said,


"Sure!....... just a second ."


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Offline Zaferan

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 11:03:43 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH      E:D3
  اے کنٹگیں دل کجا به بزاناں گلانی ھال ءﹶ
ترا وفا ءﹺ کتاب دست ءﹶ کجا چکرے۔   

Offline Mahgul

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 11:30:32 PM »
nice mansoor , keep it up. lakin wo sea saw see wala abhie tak mere samhaj men nahie ayah.

Offline Mansoor Alam

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 11:16:34 PM »
shoma baz baz marbai ka mani post replay kota (F)
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Offline Zaferan

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Punctuation is powerful
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 12:00:56 PM »
Punctuation is powerful

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
 

All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."


All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
 

So to conclude, punctuation is powerful
  اے کنٹگیں دل کجا به بزاناں گلانی ھال ءﹶ
ترا وفا ءﹺ کتاب دست ءﹶ کجا چکرے۔   

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Re: Punctuation is powerful
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 11:33:27 PM »
So true. Thank you Zaferan for this thread
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