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Offline Bijjar

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If Resumes Told the Truth
« on: May 19, 2005, 05:07:13 PM »
To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.

School: Very Expensive
Major: Not Important
GPA: Don't Ask

NETWORK MANAGEMENT (9/96-Present) Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch. Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.
DEBT CONSOLIDATION (4/97-12/99) Using various tools such as credit cards and borrowed cash, I managed to combine groups of unpaid bills into one monthly bill that goes straight to my father.
RESIDENT INHALER (9/98-6/99) Assisted all students with chemical intake from purchasing to exhaling.

*Solitaire *Minesweeper *On/Off Repair Method HONORS AND AWARDS
*First Place in Miller Lite Funnel Tournament *Said Toast at brother's wedding *High Score on Theta Chi's Pin Ball Machine

For further references, contact my mother. For positive responses, please pose all questions as though you're considering me as a law school applicant.
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."