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« on: July 01, 2005, 04:48:12 PM »
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 To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

 If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

 Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

 I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

 Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

 Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

 Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

 Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !

 Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

 From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

 I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

 Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

 Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

 If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

 Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

 Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.

 This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

 I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

 Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2005, 04:21:39 PM »
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

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We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

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I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly

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When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight

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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

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Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

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The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

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Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship

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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!

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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

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Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can  bankrupt u if u're not careful.
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2005, 04:24:57 PM »
mosquitoes  religious? YES They  first sing over u &  then  prey  on  you

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wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur  kurti now ahhh....  Finally the suitcase is closed.

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Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

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I want U 2 know dat our friendship  means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again

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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

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Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open

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Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

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The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!

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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

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What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.

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A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

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Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!

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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?
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What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined?  A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

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Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

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Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

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Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

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Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

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Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

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Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

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You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

Long Live Baloch & Balochistan

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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2005, 07:06:25 PM »
* Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.
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* You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
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* Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.
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* There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.
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* Destiny decides who you meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.
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* The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.
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* Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years.
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* Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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* My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
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* Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.
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* If you knew the difference between good advice and bad advice, you wouldn't need advice!
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* The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.
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* Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.
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* The time is always right to do what is right.
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* A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
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* No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
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* You can do what you want to do. You can be what you want to be.
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* He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.
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* Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
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* Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
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* In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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* What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
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* Everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life-only a precious few have the same one.
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* Character is like a root of the tree, stronger the root, stronger the tree.
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* God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
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* The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
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* 100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets, 1 reason.... BESTFRIENDS
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* Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
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* Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
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You can go far with a kind word but further with a kind word and a GUN!

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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2005, 02:59:10 AM »
u took my heart with ur luv
u took my soul with ur sweetness
u took my mind with ur kindness

most of all u took my Credit with this msg
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2005, 03:00:53 AM »
KIT KAT?





NO!





Mars?





Never





Sugar?




NOPE!!!



nothing is as sweet as you!"
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2005, 05:25:07 PM »
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I found this ton of funny sms, afew are in punjabi or other languages , that i couldn't understood, so moderator i am giving you some headache to filter my this message, for any mistakes.



Thokar lage tenu v kisi de pyar wali,
Tad pyar mere da tenu ehsaas hove.
Tad tu maange dil sada,
Par tere aakhan aage sadi laash hove.
 
Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye.
Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye.
Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina,
Aap hume hi bhool gaye.
 
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.
 
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
 
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
 
Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.
 
Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.
 
Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
 
Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
 
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
 
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai?.
 
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte??
 
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu??
 
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi??
 
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki?.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu?
 
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya?.
 
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga?..
 
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar?
 
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana?..
 
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai?
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai?
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai?
 
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
 
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
 
Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun.
Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
 
Jawani agar diwani na hoti to jahan mein mohabbat nahi hoti.
Ya tim timate sitarein na hote to raat itni suhani na hoti.
 
Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de.
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2005, 05:29:14 PM »
Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
 
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai
 
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote
 
Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi
 
Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti
 
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya
 
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!
 
Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Chill yaar... Holi hai
 
Tut jaate hai kabhi gaherein rishtey bhi,
Gair ban jaate hai pal bhar mein apne bhi.
 
Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye,
Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye,
Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre,
Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!
 
Dava bhi kam na aaye,
Dua bhi kam na aaye.
Bas dost teri muskurahat kam aaye!
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2005, 05:30:41 PM »
Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
 
Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!
 
Ar karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
 
Har nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJ MAHAL banana?..
Par har dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai!
 
Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri chaht ko mita de,
Yeh mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!
 
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
 
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
 
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
 
Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita de,
Yeh mohabbat hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de.
 
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap merjaye,
Maut ka bahan ho aur hum inke ghar jaye,
Ais mat keh a zalim ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi kisi din ek hasina ka baap hoga
 
Heart hai magar attack nahi,
Blood hai magar pressure nahi,
Dil hai magar dildar nahi.
 
Likhte hai unhe jo yaad aate hai.
Unhe kya likhe jo sada dil mein rehte hai.
 
Nazar se nazar milti hai,
Dil se dil milte hai,
Magar is duniya mein chanewale,
Badi mushkil se milte hai.
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2005, 05:32:57 PM »
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
 
Request karti hun,
Refuse mat karna,
Dil ka bulb jalakar,
Fuse na udana.
 
Mein tere khawb dekhu,
Bhale hi tu mujhe bhool jaye,
Dekhte hi dekhte magar,
Aankho me paani bhaar aaye.
 
Ptjhad, sawan, basant, bahar,
Ek baras ke mausam chaar,
Paanchva mausam pyaar ka.........intezaar ka.
 
saaz hai magar, gaana nahi aata.
Botal hai magar, sharab nahi aata.
Dard hai magar, rona nahi aata
 
Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge,
Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge.
 
Bada armaan tha tere sang jeevan bitanne ka,
Shikwa he bas tere khamosh reh jaane ka,
Dewaangi isse badkar bhi kya hogi,
Aaj bhi intajaar hai tere aane ka.
Yeh dil pyaar ke kabil na rah,
Koi bhi izhaar ke kabil na raha,
Is dil mein bas gai dosti aapki,
Abh to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na rah.
 
Kehte hai ishq mein need ud jati hai,
Are koi humse bhi to pyaar kare,
Kambakth hume neend bahot ati hai.
 
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
Mayus na ho irade na badal,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai
 
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.
 
Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.
 
Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
 
Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.
 
Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.
 
Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
 
Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai.
 
Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte
 
Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
 
Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota
 
Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai!
Aasu bade anmol hai,
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai
 
Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazron se,
Kaash meri nazron ka matlab wo samajhte
 
Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
 
Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
 
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
 
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...
 
Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
 
Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
 
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
 
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
 
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif
 
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
 
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
 
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
 
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
 
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
 
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
 

Shaadi ke pehle......
 
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MILTI,
 
Shaadi ke baad......
 
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MARTI!
 
Ishq ek shokh nigaah hai dost,
Unpe mit jaane ki ek chaah hai dost,
Ishq manzil nahin, koi iraadaa bhi nahin,
Jhoot ke jangal se alag,
Sach ki ek raah hai dost.
 
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
 
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
 
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
 
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
 
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
 
Woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
woh nal hi kya jiska koi plumber na ho,
 
woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
woh bihar hi kya jisme laaloo na ho.
 
door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
paas aane ki himmat hi nahi hui.
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2005, 05:41:09 PM »
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
 
Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.
 
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
 
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.
 
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
 
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad.....Irshaad..............
 
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
 
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
 
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
 
Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!
 
Abe raat ko hi dosto ki yaad aati hai,
Din ko kya ladkiya nazar aati hai.
Din ko message kiya kar yaar,
Raat ko humein some se hain pyar.
 
True friends are like Diamonds,
They are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves,
They are scattered everywhere.
Take care, MY DIAMOND.
 
Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.
 
Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
Who subah rangeen who shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.
 
Don?t love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.
 
Friendship is not something that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other and in turn endup needing each
other.
For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.
 
Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi.
 
Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.
 
Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.
 
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.
Yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine tujhe Bheja.
 
Message per message bheja karte ho,
Bheja kharab karte ho.
Khud ke bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.
 
Ae dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai.
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Rowo to unke liye jo tumpar nisar hai.
Unke liye kya roha jinke deewane hazar hai.
 
Ho sakta hai bearish ke baad aasman neela na ho,
Ho sakta hai dhoop aane par sarso pili na ho,
Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki tumhari yaad aye aur aankhen gili na ho.
 
Is duniya mein dost kam milenge,
Is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge,
Jaha duniya pher legi,
Us mod pe dost humhi ?HUM? milenge?.
 
Leher aati hai kinare se palat jaati hai,
Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jaati hai,
Leher aur yaad main fark sirf itna hai ki,
Leher bewaqt aati hai yaad har waqt aati hai.
 
Zindagi ke safar mein rahi milte hai bichad jane ko,
Aur de jate hai yaadein, tanhayee mein tadpane ko.
 
Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali,
Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
 
Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.
 
Ishq karnay ke bhi kuch adaab hua kartay hain....
Jagti ankhon ke bhi kuch khawab hua kartay hain.......
Har koi ro ke dekhlayee ye zarori toh nahi .......
Khush ankhon mein bhi sehlaab hua kartay hain?..
 
Ansuo se palak bhigo leta hu,Yaad teri ati hain to ro leta hu.....
Socha ke bhoola du tujhey mager,Har baar faisla badal deta hu..........
 
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena...
 
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.
Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
 
Teri kayenat main ay khuda mera yeh dil kahi laga nahi.
Jo tassalia mere dil ko de who abhi tak mujhe mili nahi.
 
Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai,
Tofanoo mein sahil badi mushkil se milte hai.
Yu to mil jaate hain hazaron,
Magar aap jaise dost nasib walon ko milte hai.
 
Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke adha piya aur adha chhod diya,
Yaron ye pyar hai pyar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.
 
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to humare ho na sake, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye.
 
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian
wife,
Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is
Indian.
Humein to apno ne luta,gairo mein kahan dum tha,
meri kashti thi dubi wahan, Jahan pani kam tha?
 
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aankhein bhar aati hai,
Wo sham nirali dub jati hai,
Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai..
 
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu??.. kuch khas ho tum?.
 
Kisi ke dhadakte dil ke peeche jaroor koi baat hoti hai,
Kisi ke udas dil ke peeche kisiki yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho-na-ho,
Aap ki khushi ke peeche meri fariyaad hoti hai?..
 
Hum haste hai to wo samajhte hai ki inhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
Lekin who naadan kya samajhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki?.
 
Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
Chaho to humko bhula dena,
Par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena?..
 
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye taj mahal banana,
Kyu ki har dil mein 5/6 mumtaz to hoti hai?.
 
Suraj se kaho ki roshni dena chod de,
Sitaro se kaho ki timtimana chod de,
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to apni yadoon se kaho humein satana chod de?.
 
Yun to hum kisika peecha nahi karte,
Darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ki ye dosti aap se hai,
Varna itni kimti cheez hum kisiko diya nahi karte?
 
Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai??
 
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,
Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai?.
 
Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,
Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage?.
 
Aankhon pe aasoon ki lakir ban gai,
Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gai,
Humne to phirai thi reet mein ungliya,
Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai?..
Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,
Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,
Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai?..
 
Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
 
Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
 
Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki hume aapse pyar nahi,
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki adao ka,
Hum akele to gunhegar nahi?..
 
Jo humse milte hai hum unse dil se milte hai,
Warna hum toh wo shaks hai jo khwabon mein bhi badi mushkil se milte hai?..
 
Mera din teri raat se acha hoga,
Mera dil tere jazbaat se acha hoga,
Jis din niklegi teri doli,
Ghoonghat utha ke dekhna?.. mera janaza bhi teri doli se acha hoga?..
 
Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai?.
 
Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,
Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho?..
 
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
 
Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jati hai,
Lehar aur yaad mein fark sirf itna hai,
Lehar bewaqt aati hai aur yaad har waqt aati hai?.
 
Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,
Pepsi da crate ho,
Ande da omlate ho,
Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho?.
 
Tum milo na milo milne ka gam nahi,
Tum pas se nikal jao milne se kam nahi,
Mana ke tumhe humari kadar nahi,
Magar unse pooch jinhe hum hassil nahi?.
 
Pyar kya hota hai?? Kya ye kabhi pura hota hai?
Aji ye kya pura hoga,
Iska to pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai?.
 
Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai,
Hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai,
Mein nahi janta gharwale batate hai,
Hum neend mein bhi aapka naam liya karte hai?..
 
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai?.
 
Kaash banane wale ne dil kach ke banaye hote,
Todne walo ke hathon mein zakhm to aaye hote?..
 
Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai.
Bachhe ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai.
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka.
Are yaar kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai.
 
Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jaha
duniya nazar fer legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.
 
Aashman se barse moti jo bikhrne se toot na jaye, dosti aisi mat karna aaj rahe
kal toot na jaye.
 
Zubaan se naam lete hai,
Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hai.
Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2005, 05:45:50 PM »
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.
 
Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye sahara ho,
Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
Kuch kashtiya dub bhi jaya karti hai,
Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.
 
Phoolon ki har kali khusbu de aapko,
Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi,
Magar dene wala har khushi de aapko.
 
Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost banker raas na aaye,
To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.
 
Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana ? Miss u.
 
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi bahi.
Ab aapki kya tariff karoo,
Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.
 
Har kisi ko mukkammal jahaan nahi milta,
Kahin jameen to kahin aasman nahi milta.
 
When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them.
You must never give up, cause when your strength ends, my worth os your friend
begins.
 
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
Aapko kisne kaha SMS karma chhod do.
 
Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti,
Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi jayada,
Saamne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.
 
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil mein lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.
 
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.
 
Maine poocha chand se ?Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa kahi.?
Chand ne kaha ? sale itni upar se dikhta hai kya.?
 
Har mazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hare k ke liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaj hoti hai.
 
Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.
 
Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai.
Marta nahi ko kisi se juda hoke,
Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.
 
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhayee main,
Dil duba hai gum ki gahraye main,
Tum dhoondti ho humein apne dil mein,
Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchayee main.
 
Tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi,
Tu bhi dukhi main bhi dukhi,
Tu chatt se neeche kud ja,
Tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.
 
Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u.
 
Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkaar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki humain aapse pyar nahi.
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nigaho ka,
Hum akele to gunehegaar nahi.
 
Maine dil ko lakh samjhaya ki e dil unko yaad karma chodd de par dil ke hark
one se awaz aai, yahan to har sans main who base hai to kya saas lena chod de.
 
Zindagi, manjil, waqt kisi ne humara saath nahi diya,
Sab par se puri tarah vishwas uth gaya.
Is duniya se ub gaya hai ab humara jiya,
Kisi ko kitna hi chaha kam reh gaya.
 
Dil mein ummidon ki shama jala rakhi hai.
Humein apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai.
Is yakin ke saath ki ayega aapka SMS.
Humne apni nazar mobile par bicha rakhi hai.
 
What would you call a fat girl waiting for a bus in one word ? MOTIVATING.
 
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way you should eat ?Tandoori Chicken?
 

I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the
postman shouted at me saying, ? Get out of the post box.?
 
Baat to who hi nahi karte,
Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.
 
Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,
Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.
 
Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.
 
Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai.
 
Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;
Begana kaho ya deewana;
Suno mere dil ka fasana;
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.
 
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
 
Beta bola "Papa Papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi
nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ...... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai!!!"
 
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge,
chal be chal aage chal.
 
Suno ghau se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe daalo,
Chahe jitna jor lagalo,
Chaho jitna Dew pilalo.
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PAANI.
Humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.
 
Aisi dosti hamari ki dil chahe tu har safar hard agar mein mile,
Mar bhi jao to pyar rahe kayam,
Tu saath wali kabar mein mile.
 
Aapko miss karma roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karma aadat ki baat hai,
Aapse dur rehne kismet ki baat hai,
Magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.
 
Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhko yaad karoge,
Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyad karoge,
Humsa na mila na milega koi aur,
Tab apni kismet pe naaz karoge.
 
Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko mazbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko mazboor kare,
Mahek aisi ho apne pyar ki,
Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko mazbur kare.
 
Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
 
Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.
 
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye hi tadapta hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna?
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
 
Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.
 
Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.
 
A sardar got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He
was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: ?2-3
yrs?
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2005, 05:50:15 PM »
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
 
Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.
 
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.
 
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.
 
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.
 
Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho,
Mere pyar ko Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.
 
Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,
Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.
 
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar,
Hamaare dil ki Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar.
 
Apne apmaan ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
 
Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC judte judte Hang kar gaye.
 
Aap ke liye dil ko Cut kiya karte hain,
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hain.
 
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style,
Aapke adaaon ki hamne Save kar li hai File.
 
Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari
parag saari!
 
Na tumnain kuch kaha ,
Joron ki bearish makes u wonder...
Joron ki bearish makes u wonder..
is this what they call.......taste the thunder!
 
Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
palmolive da jawab nahi
boy he had a close shave!
 
E....kya bolti tu
E....kya bolti tu .....
E... kya bolti three
E ..kya bolti three!
 
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
don't u worry ??surf excel hai na!
 
Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!
 
Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon
Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon
 
Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi
 
Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye
 
Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me
Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me
 
Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel
So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
 
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
 
Maine tujhe dekhaa
Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa
Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa
 
Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge
Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.
 
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
 
Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Yahan likhna mana hai
 
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji
Aur kar de savera
 
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin
Glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin
Saali ko hota hai
 
Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
 
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
 
Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
 
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
 
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
 
Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan
 
Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
 

Draupadi ka vastraharan
Dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari
Parag saari!
 
Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
 
Jab tota hua dirty
Tote se boli maina
Jab tota hua dirty
Tote se boli maina
Don't you worry
Surf Excel hai na
 
Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
mujhe meri khoobsurati mehsoos huvi hai
jab jab tum ne nahi dekha hai
mujhe tumhari badsoorati mehsoos nahi huvi hai
 
Tip Tip barse pani.... Tip Tip barse pani..... Tip
Tip barse pani
To kya chai barase gi....
 
Joron ki baarish
Makes you wonder
Joron ki baarish
Makes you wonder
Is this what they call
Taste the thunder?
 
Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Utterly butterly delicious Amul
 
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Tan ki shakti, mann ki shakti, Bournvita, Bournvita!
 
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Sine theta by cos theta is tan theta, tan theta!
 
Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho
 
Har dil jo pyaar karega
Woh khaana khaayega
Deewana apni deewangi se nahin balki
Waistline se pehchaana jaayega
 
 
 

LITTLE SENSE SERIES:
 
Khud ko kar buland itnaa....
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
'Abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
 
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
 
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.
 
Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.
 
PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES :
 
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
 
Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye...
 
TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES :
 
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash !
 
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
 
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
 
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
 
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
tihathar is on leave )
 
 
 
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
 
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
 
DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:
 
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
 
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
 
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
 
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
 
ADVERTISEMENT SERIES :
 

Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye >>> > >> Mein
tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
 
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao...
 
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
 
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)
 
Aur, ant mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:
 
Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!
 
Voh sadak ke is par thi
Hum sadak ke us par the
Kuch hum age bade,kuch voh age badi
Hum kuch aur age bade,voh kuch aur age badi
Hum kuch aur age bade,voh kch aur age badi
Ab hum sadak ke is par the,aur voh sadak ke is par thi
 
Gum woh cheez hai ...
-- Wah ! Kya dard hai ! --
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
 
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Big Deal ! Big deal !
 
Aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela ...
well played! well played! well played!!
 
kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote......
kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
 
Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai
 
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
 
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
 
Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai be,
La, phawda mujhe de..
 
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
 
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
 
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain??
 
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........
 
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
 
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
 

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
 
Jo wyakti dariya mein apni jahaaz chodne ko darta hai ke kahin toofan na bahade
usko,
use yeh bhi samajhna chahiye ke toofan zameen par bhi aa sakta hai.
 
Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja-kar dekha tho sardar paaya.
 
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
 
Hum aah bhi bharte hai to ho jate hai badnaam,
vho qatl bhi karte hai to charcha nahin hoti.
 
Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge,
Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge,
Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena,
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.
 
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.....
jaise kal chamak rahe they !!!
 
Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye
 
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
 
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
 
Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle
Saale wafadaar to kutthe hote hain
 
Meri bezubaan aankhon se, gire hain chand katre
wo samajh sakhe to aansu, na samajh sakhe to paani!
 
ke marne ke baad bhi ankhe khuli reh gayee jo yaar ki,
aadat si jo pad gai thi unhe hamare intazar ki.
 
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
Na Jaane Kahan se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd pe utar jaane ki.
 
Hui hum se ye nadani, Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe,
Ho kay zameen ki khakh, Aasman se dil laga baithe.
 
Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai,
Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai.
 
Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se,
Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se.
 

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah
 
Dil Lagane Se Pehle Iski Sazaa Jaan Lo Yaaron,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Ye Dil Tod Diya Jata Hai,
Dard Ban Jaati Hai Phir Yaad Us Hassena Ki,
Jiski Chahat Mein Ye Dil Deewana Hota Hai.
 
Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par,
Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi.
 
Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage,
Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage,
Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle, aur jise sunke,
Her dil mein thoda sa to dard jage....
 
zaalim tha voh aur zulm kii aadat bhi bahut thii
majaboor the hum un se muhabbat bhi bahut thii
 
wo mere dil ko kuchal ke chala gaya
anjane me muzko wo shayar bana gaya
 
baat karne mein jo mushkil ho tumhe mehfil mein
mai samajh jaoonga nazron se bataana mujh ko
vada utnaa hi karo jitana nibha sakte ho
Khwaab pura jo na ho woh na dikhana mujh ko
apne rishte ki nazaakat ka bharam rakh lena
main to aashiq hoon dewaana na bana mujh ko....
 
ai mere humnashiiN chal kahiiN aur chal
is chaman meiN ab apna guzaara nahiiN
baat hoti guloN tak to seh lete hum
ab to kaaNtoN pe bhi haq hamara nahiiN
 
humko mita sake ye zamane mein dam nahi
hamse zamana khud hai zamane se hum nahi
 
Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain !
 
chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar door hai kinaraa
in maajoon se pooch lena kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi woh diya reh jayega
 
a kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.
 
Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya
Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya
 
ye zamiiN roii aasmaan ke saath
jab Ramaayan jalii Quraan ke saath
be_zubaaN shakhs likh to saktaa hai
haath bhi kaaT do zabaan ke saath
pyar ek saahil hai toofano ke liye,
pyar aaina hai hai armano ke liye,
pyar ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye,
pyar ek khawaish hai apno pyar ko pane ke liye,
yeh pyar ek puja hai zindagi ke liye..
is puja ko yu ruswa na kiyiye khuda ke liye!!!
 
khudane insaan banaya, insaan ne pyar paya,
pachta rahe hai us alamse, jab shabnam ne nazara churaya,
tabse bhatak rahe hai log pyarmae, gali gali chahat ke mare,
bhul gaye hai voh ek galti, ab toa khuda bhi hare!!!
 
Gazal kehne wale lakh hai ashique hamare,
dikhwape nahi jaate hai sare,
patthar ko taj mahal kehte hai log,
par twin towers ki tarah tut jate hai aware
sambhalna har kadam par dost,
yeh ishq asaan nahi, bikhar jate hai sapne sare.
 
yaad dilna ne ki koshish mat karo yaad toh hame sab hain..
yaad toh unhe karte hai jo dur hote hai aap jaise dost toh hamare dil mein
rahate hai
 
Milte hai raahi bichadneke liye, yaadonse basti hai duniya,
Koi kisika dost nahi jehanmae, koi nahi kisiki dilruba,
jeete hai sab apni kismet se, jeena sikh lo akele is tarah,
shukriya karo khudaki is mehfilmae, gar mil jaye pal ke liye koi saath
mat rakho dilmay kise jiski nahi hai koi awaz
pachtaoge aap janab, kaam hi kaam hai meri bus aas.
 
Kaise keh de ki yeh dil deewana nahi hai,
Tanha hai magar awara nahi hai...
 
Awara ban ghum rahe hai net ki galiyomae,
unko dhundh rahe hai tanha tanha mehfilo mae,
nazar nahi aye hame voh kahi,
pagal hai mastane hai
kho gaye hai rang-raliyomae,
subah jab ankh khuli dekha toa humne,
pass hai voh, deewane the hum, jo dhundh rahe the unhe sitaro mae!
 
Tum Jo Kehdo To Aaj Ki Raat,
Chaand Dubega Nahin. Raat Ko Rok Lo.
Raat Hi Baaki Hai, Aur Zindagi Baaki To Nahin"
 
"Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koyi Shikwa To Nahin,
Tere Bina Zindagi Bhi Lekin, Zindagi To Nahin"
 
Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.
 
Tumhare pyaar me hamne bhohot chote khaye,
Jiska hisaab na hosake utne dard paye,
Phirbhi tere pyaar ki kasam khake kehtahu,
Hamare lab pe tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye.
 

Geet hai, dhadkan hai,
Ya dilki pukar
yeh ishq badi jaalim cheez hai
kar lo khudse pyar,
shikva gila nahi phir bhi tere bina zindagi nahi
raat toa rukti nahi kabhi, mano kabhi na apni haar
Chot khaye huve hai vohi tair jate hai,
yaadein se sajti hai mehfil, verna zindagimae rakha hi kya hai?
 
Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo
Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo
 
Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain
Par Dilon Ke Shahar To Ujarte Nahi
Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut Jaye Bhi To
Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi
 
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki
 
Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho
Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho
 
Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge
Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah?
 
jaane jigar, dile bekhabar,
kya pata tuje isq kya cheez hai,
humee hai teri mehfil sajaye..
..kyon ho bekhar behal karke hame...
aapki awaz ab bhi gunj rahi hai fizaomae,
hum toa yuhi sanam dil de chuke aapko..
intezar hai game zindagimae,
fursat mile kabhi haal puchiye..
 
Shukra kar ke mile dil jigar darde yaar,
verna naseeb naa hota game bekhar ye pyar:-
 
subah hoti hai sham hoti hai raatki tanhaimae aapki yaad,
yuhi umra tamam hoti hai, kuch toa hai aap mae koi baat:-)
 
mood toa kuch aur hai dil ko thame baithe hai sanam...
kya kahe aapse, pyar karte aapko, aapki kasam..dard kya jano aap jisne ...
 
fursat mile toa dua itni kar...
teri yaadomae rahe hum har janam har pal...
 
vada hai hamara hamari manzil hai aapki rahomae,
sanam dekha hai pyar humne aapki nigahome, fursat mile kabhi toa dua itni kar
..
 
Haseen mehfil tumhari haseena ke saath khatma ho jaye...
baithe hai hum intezaar mae sambhalo, kayamat naa aa jaye...
 

raaz na ayegi duniya hame, manzil ka na hai koi theekana...
phir kyu chale hai bebas hoke, age pata nahi kya ho phasana....
 
Hamay to ab bhi woh guzra zamana yaad aata hai,
Tumhay bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai !
 
Hawain tez thi,
baarish bhi thi,
toofan bhi tha,
lekin,
Tera aisay mein bhi vaada nibhana yaad aata hai !
 
Ghatain kitni dekhi hain par mujhay `Israr',
Kisi ka rukh par woh zulfain giraana yaad aata hai
 
Hamay to ab bhi woh guzra zamana yaad aata hai,
Tumhay bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai
 
kya kahe aapko hum? khud nahi samaj pa rahe,
kaise bitaye har pal, dar hai kahi hum bichad na jaye,
mulakat ka vada manzoor hai hame,
doa boond ansuome, khushi bhi aap laye,
 
binti karte hai aapse, kabhi na kho jana sanam,
saath chalenge yehan, hamari hai kasam
yeh pyar hai samaj na lena sanam..
phir bhi ikrar karte hai...aapki kasam
 
aage jo nikalte hai moodke nahi dekhte,
kasam chahe lakh koi de,irade nahi badalte,
 
ishq badi jalim cheez hai, har sham hasin lage,
lage jaise koi sanam, kareeb ane lage,
 
dur hi sahi, mere hai ye pal,jee rahe yadomein,
kalki kise khabar
 
khuda jane kyon par voh dilmein samaye hai,
na dekha unhe na jana par voh ab na paraye hai,
 
chalna hai saath manzil malum nahi,
dilki pukar hai, yehin hai voh kanin
 
Dil ki galio me koi gum na ho,
Hamari ye dosti kabhi kum na ho,
Bus ye hi hai dua ki tum khus raho,
Kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho.
 
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai...
 
Zindagi Jaise Ek Saza Si Ho Gayi Hai, Gam Ke Sagar Me Is Kadar
Kho Gayi Ho Tum, Aajao Wapis Yeh Gujarish Hai Meri,
......Shayad Mujhe Tumhari Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai.
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2005, 05:51:02 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2005, 03:09:36 AM »
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Very Nice Collection keep posting More (F)  ..i like This Sms

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
Aapko kisne kaha SMS karna chhod do.  (F)

 :mrgreen:

Sharab Cheez He Aisi Hain Ke Na Choddi jayhee :mrgreen:
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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