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Offline گوادری Gwaduri

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Definition of Kiss
« on: April 06, 2006, 04:06:07 PM »


Definition of kiss
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Prof .of Economics     

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.


 
 
 
Prof. of Accountancy     

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

 
 
 
 
Prof. of Algebra     

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

 
 
 
 
Prof. of Geometry     

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

 
 
 
 
Prof. of Physics     

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

 
 
Prof. of Chemistry     

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

 
 
 
 
Prof. of Zoology     

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

 
 
 
 
Prof. of Physiology     

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

 
 
 
Prof. of Dentistry     

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

 
 
 
Prof. of Philosophy     

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

 
 
Prof. of English     

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

 
 
 
 
Prof. of Architecture     

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

 
 
 
Prof. of Comp. Science     

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
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Re: Definition of Kiss
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 08:38:05 PM »
The British public were recently told that tests have proved that those who Kissed alot dont get Hay Fever.  :x
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Re: Definition of Kiss
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2006, 05:23:30 PM »
KISS IS THE FIRST THING TO START LOVE THATS WHY DONT MISS THE KISS
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