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Offline ناہید بلوچ Naheed Baloch

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Balance sheet of Life ....
« on: December 05, 2007, 07:07:34 PM »
(BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE)
Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
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Re: Balance sheet of Life ....
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 07:13:33 PM »
Aha Nice Sis Naheed...
Can You Put Them In Trail Balance :) Juz Joking


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Re: Balance sheet of Life ....
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 08:01:24 PM »
 :) Interesting

I think ur balance sheet will never be balanced.. and thus it wont be a balance sheet if not balanced.. in other words.. like is a struggle to make the balance sheet of life balanced...

Anyways...

I do my accounting like this...


Isaabe omr ka itna sa goshwaara hai
Tumain nikaal ke dehka tho sab qasaara hai
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Re: Balance sheet of Life ....
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 08:13:20 PM »
sis man chah Ahmed a chey agree kanan' parcha keh mae accounts department agan' ey formula a consider bekan' to bezaan' chah drustaa chey geysh mana faahidah raseet.  E|



I do my accounting like this...

Isaabe omr ka itna sa goshwaara hai
Tumain nikaal ke dehka tho sab qasaara hai
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Re: Balance sheet of Life ....
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 07:32:23 PM »
sis naheed nice balance sheet ...


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is lyk the relation of a hand and an eye


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Balance Sheet of Life
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2008, 02:43:13 PM »
Balance Sheeet of Life


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Our Birth is our Opening Balance !

Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.


Some very Good and Very bad things ...

The most destructive habit......................Worry

The greatest Joy...............................Giving

The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work...............Helping others

The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness

The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease............Excuses

The most powerful force in life..................Love

The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer........The brain

The worst thing to be without................... Hope

The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue

The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"

The greatest asset..............................Faith

The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!

The most prized possession................Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer

The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life..................GOD
Blind are your eyes , your heart unfeeling . Your mind devoid of understanding , for lust , anger and burning desires, you are drowning without water .

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Re: Balance sheet of Life ....
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 02:25:59 PM »
where is profit and loss account. But very intresting thing thank u for sharing.