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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 12:08:03 AM »
:D

liked d jokes...

when i speak to my sis in arabic..my cozin's say * which sura u finished :D *
lol
 
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Ukhti Nazgol Is It A Joke????
Oh Sorry I think Its a funny Msg Aha Nice.. :)

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Jokes Are Also Often Real And Sometime Maybe Virtual..

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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2008, 09:09:33 PM »
Khudkush Bombar ne bomb ka buttom dabaya lekin Dhamaka nahi hua aur wo Behosh ho gya.Jab hospital me hosh aya aur Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi hoorain kahan hain?

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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 04:15:59 AM »
Khudkush Bombar ne bomb ka buttom dabaya lekin Dhamaka nahi hua aur wo Behosh ho gya.Jab hospital me hosh aya aur Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi hoorain kahan hain?

Lol  funny 1 kkkkkKKK
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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 11:25:54 PM »
Ishq mein ye anjam paya hai hath paer tootay moo se lahoo aaya hai hospital pohanchay to nurson ne ye farmaya hai baharoon phool barsao mera MAHBOOB aaya hai....

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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2008, 01:07:55 AM »
Ishq mein ye anjam paya hai hath paer tootay moo se lahoo aaya hai hospital pohanchay to nurson ne ye farmaya hai baharoon phool barsao mera MAHBOOB aaya hai....

lol
Nice one :D


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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2008, 10:56:37 AM »
Interviewer: Tell me opposite of good.
Sardar:Bad.
Interviewer:Come.
Sardar:Go.
Intrvwr:Ugly
Srdr:Pichli.
Intrvwr:Shutup!
Sardar:keep talking.
Intrvwr:Get out!
Sardar:Come in.
Intrvwr:Oh God!
Sardar: Oh devil.
INTRWVR:u R rEJECTED!
Sardar: Bale Bale! I m selected.

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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2008, 03:49:27 AM »
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2008, 01:16:32 AM »
Ab kya dhondty ho kaghzoon ke is dhair mein Faraz

Woh jis main tmhari photo thi uss akhbaar may koi naan le gaya...........

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Re: Funny sms
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2009, 01:04:14 PM »


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