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aisee wife hoo
« on: June 05, 2007, 01:01:52 AM »
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Lahore, Karachi ya Islamabad ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey Khuda teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.   
jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai

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jab see
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2007, 01:05:27 AM »
Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
   MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai

   Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho
   MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai

   Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer
   aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai

   Sarey kaprey to jala daley haiN begum ne
   tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai

   Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tehra
   Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai


   Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker younhi
   Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai
jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai

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fune sms
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2007, 01:11:28 AM »
Majnu ko laila ka sms na aaya
majnu ne 3 din khana na khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke pyar me
aur laila baithi thi
sms free hone ke intezar me.......



Hoti nahi dosti surat se
dosti to dil se hoti hai
surat unki khud hi pyari lagti
hai kadar jinki dil me hoti hai......


Palbhar me toot jaye wo kasam nahi dosto
ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi hum tumhe bhul
jaye is baat me dum bahi aur tum hume
bhul jaao itne bure hum nahi.....
jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai

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niyyat
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 09:14:12 PM »
Niyyat karta/karti hoon 4 plate biryani k,takreeb aik shadi main,wastay 20,25 botioon k,munh mera degh ki taraf,
Bismillah  ........................
jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai

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Mazakhiya
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 09:46:18 PM »
Bangladesh ke hathon banayee gayee
Makkah ki bazaar me layee gayee

Ek subah Haram ke samnay karti thi intezar
Ke koee to milay ees nachiz ka kharidar

Aayee pasand topi sath ooskay roomal
Sauda huva pura de kar dus riyaal

Jahan Bhi gaya sir per bithaya mainay
Rishtay-e sir va topi nibhaya mainay

Aadmi ki tujh se huee qamat buland
Karta hy youn voh apnee khudi ko buland

Karti rahi ada youn to kirdar-e wafa
Aur ham neb hi diya sath karkay wafa

Aaj subh voh achanak rooth gayee
Aur sir se yaka yak voh ooth gayee

Thi sauton hawa, hamari dosti se khafa
Ooda kar topi, raftar se ho gayee dafa

Dekhta rah gaya voh gayee voh gayee
Sath gariyoun ki raftaar me aujhal ho gayee

Bahot kaha topi se tu kidhar jayegee
Dunya badi sungeen hy tu mar jayegee

Lekin hawa thi taiz san sana ti huyee
BadloN se panee barsatee huyee

Yeh topi thi jiska huva Bangladesh me janam
Yeh manzil thi topi ki khan sharoo kahan khatam

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Kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho,
agar main walls ice cream hu to tum meri cone ho..

tum mere aangan ki banyaan tree ho
tumhi meri gateway of india tumhi chowpatty ho..

tum hi battlegun tum chhuri tum talwaar ho
tum hi darzi ke dukaan me latki hui dhoti shalwaar ho..

tum hi meri nike shoes tum hi football ho
tum hi meri toy car, robot tum hi japanese doll ho..

tum Air India ki wo flight ho jo waqt pe nahi miilti
najane kyu tum har baat pe has haske ho hilti..

tum hi dd news tum hi zee news tum hi bbc news ho
tum aisi tubelight ho jo hamesha rehti fuse ho..

tum meri scooter, meri esteem meri rocket launcher bhi tum
tum nimbu paani.. tum meetha pan tum hi ho bubble gum..

tum ramu ki dukaan me Rs.5 ko milne wali wada pav ho
tum shaamu dudh wale ki sabse favourite cow ho..

tum kashmir tum manali tum hi meri shimla ho
bhagwaan ne bheja tumhe takey mera deemag dheela ho..

tum hi malai maarke ek special cutting chai ho
kaise batau tumhe ki asal me tum kasai ho..
jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai

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mazahiya
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 09:56:09 PM »
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati

Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati

Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti

Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata
Seeng marta foran usse takar karata

Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main

Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai

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Re: aisee wife hoo
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 08:48:35 PM »
Assllam allaikum 
 ye redio namalom hai
redio namalom ka time naheen bata sakty q k  studio meen lagy hoi watch ko gutny meen khansi hai
 :)():(   
hazir heen  khas khas khabreen
1 dariya jehlam ko holnak aag laag gay
2 karachi sabzi market meen dhamaka  bahut se sabzyan zakhmi
3  kool pur meen macher ka train ko takar
akhir meen ap musam ka ahwal sunengy
tafseel see pahly choti see break 
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hamary  nemaidy  darto ni khabar di hai k aj darya jehlam ko holnak aag lag gay jis meen bahut  machlyan be ghar  aur bahut see zakhmi hoi heen  aur kuch machlon ni jan bachany ki khatar  darakhit par charh gay 
zakhmi machlon ko  espatal meen dakhil karwaya gaya hai  wahan  un ka nakam opration  kia jaiga   doctron ki team  dehat see mangway gay hai  machlon ko degchuon meen  opration kia jaiga
karachi sabzi market meen dhamaka howa hai jis k natejy meen  4 hendwana  3 kharbozy  phat ka halak ho gay heen
bengan  ni ye elzam  aalo pa lagaya hai k  ye aalo ni khud kash hamala kia tha  5 rukny tahqeqati kametti  banay gau hai  jo zari univeristy tando jaam rawani kardi gai hai  S.S.P  miss mirch ka kahna hai k as meen koi gair mulki haath ho sakta hai 
abhi abhi khabar milli hai k  qabirstan meen murdon ni bhok hartal  kardi hai un ka kahna hai k un ko  water coller aur A/C  diye jayen  aur bijli bhi di jaye  jab un ka ye masaila hal na howa tu  murdon  ni fairng kardi  jis  meen 7 murdy halak aur 25 zakhmi ho gay heen   aur qabirstan meen karfuo  laga diya gaya hai 
koolpur  meen ek machar ka takar train se ho gaya jis meen train  ki 10 bogyan patree se utar gay    koi jany mali nuksan naheen howa hai likin machar ki tang meen ek zakham  howa hai  jis ko  espatal  lijaya gaya  aur us ki tang ka nakam opration kar k us ki tang meen see 3 belchy 5 tagaryan nikali gay heen  ab us ki marni ka emkan  naheen hai
mavalon ki  sadar  Mr DHAKY START  ni aj mawalon ko khitab karti hoi kaha hai k mawalon meen berozgari barh rahe hai  aur chars meen milawat ki ja rahee hai  us ni mawalon ko kaha k jaldi hee kuch mawalon ki tend [ sar ] pa ek haway adaa [ air port ] tayar kiya jaiga  as meen mawalon  meen berozgari kam hogi
akhir meen mosam
kal  ap apny bachon ko kharchi na dena q k kal  tafuon ki barsh hony wali hai
kal suraj  quetta / karachi  / rawal pindi / aur sukkur ki kuch eria meen tullo naheen hoga q k kal suraj ko bukhar hany ka emkan hai 
as ki sath deen apny  dost ko ejazat  phir milingy  parhti rahy aur likhty rahye 
                                           Baaskani Diwan         meen

       
jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai

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Re: aisee wife hoo
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 09:13:39 PM »
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jang  tu  khud   ek masaila hai ,
jang  kia masailon ka  hall degi
as liye  a sharef insano !
jang taltii rahy  tu behtar hai
aap  aur ham  sab  ky angan meen
shama  jaltii rahee  tu behtar  hai