salam
i got this email ..n my bro loved it.. nonsense but sooo true :D
Why Students Fail In Examz
It'snot the fault of the student if he/she >fails b/c the year has>anonly 365 days.
Typical academic year for a >student.
52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.>Balance >313days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot &difficult to >study>Balance 263 days
8hrs daily sleepmeans 122 days.>Balance 141 days
1 >hr for dailyplaying (good for health) means15 days.>Balance 126days.
2hrs >daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chewproperly & eat) means>30 >days.>Balance 96days.
1hr for talking (human is a social animal)means>15 >days.
Balance 81 days.
Examdays per year at least 35 days.Balance46days
Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40days.
Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3days.
Balance 3 days.
Movies & functions at least2 days.
Balance 1 day.
That 1 day is
yourbirthday.
How can a student pass??
lol but im out of this
