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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2005, 03:04:23 AM »
Salaam diwan!


It is a tru story and a jok too, so hear it goes I'm not sure it is funny or not (car boot is different then the boots we wear, I hope the driver guys know about the car boot)

An englihs teacher in Arica! and there is an army carfew u can see check post every 15 miles. and the teacher has to travel to school for a few mlies by his car every day.

He reaches at the check post the fellows stop him

First check his car and then ask to teacher "take off your boots"

Teacher did so not asking a word for the first day

The young soldier do the same thing with teacher evry day

One day teacher dares to ask them. Its ok to check my car but why you ask me to take off my boots every day

The soldiers first look at each other and say: we don't know we asked to check all cars and their boots.
You can go far with a kind word but further with a kind word and a GUN!

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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2005, 04:22:25 PM »
There were three boys who wanted to be in good terms with their new teacher.
They all decided to bring in a gift.
The first boy gave the teacher a box, she shook it and then she smelled it.
She knew the boy's father worked in a candy store so she asked the boy if it were candy.
The boy said, yes.
The next boy gave her the box he had. Then she shook the box and smelled it. She knew this boy's father was a florist. She asked, Is it flowers?
The boy said, yes.
The next boy gave her his box, she knew his father worked at a distillery. Then she asked, Is it Rum?
The boy said, no.
Is it Vodka?
The boy said, no.
She shook the box and it started to leak.
She decided to taste what was leaking out.
Then she said, I don't know, What is it?
The boy said, it's a puppy.
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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2005, 01:02:41 AM »
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,"I've kidnapped you."The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground". Signed, "A Sardarji"

The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!"
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« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2005, 01:05:19 AM »
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and
Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.???
He replied... Oye!!
Higher
Studies
Yaar...!!!
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« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2006, 11:53:29 PM »
aik bachay ko uski mammy nay kaha k beta dood pi lao ... dood penay say color white hojata hai ...
 lerka ...nahi mamy esay nahi hota ager essa hota tu bachara kala kyun hota hai -
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2006, 10:36:39 PM »
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2006, 10:39:58 PM »

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2006, 10:45:48 PM »
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2006, 10:49:04 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2006, 12:56:46 AM »
boby to his cozin tania u
know iam gonna have a new bro soon
tania:how come u know that it'd b a brother
boby:coz last time my mom got ill and she went to hospital ,after that she brought my younger sis to home
and this time my papa has gone to hospital
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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2006, 08:32:26 PM »
bap beta khana kha rahy thy,,,beta aba jan chipkali halal hai ya haram,,bap bura sa mun banaty huy..oohun khana khaty wakt gandi batien nahi karty..bacha chup ho gaya..
khany sy farigh ho ka..pab han to beta kahoo tum kia pooch rahy thy?
beta abu ab kia faida chapkali to app kha gay..  
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2006, 03:06:05 PM »
ak bacha ..dokan dar sa uncle uncle ap ka pass pencile hay dokan dar han hay bacha mary pass bhi hay
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2006, 10:30:31 PM »
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2006, 10:33:22 PM »
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2006, 11:09:54 PM »
wife: last time u giftted a iron chair to my mom wat u r going to gift her this time


husband(with irritaion):  this time iam gonna put electric current in that chair
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules