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Offline Nuno

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« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2006, 11:10:32 PM »
wife: last time u giftted an iron chair to my mom wat u r going to gift her this time?


husband(with irritaion):  this time iam gonna put electric current in that chair
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« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2006, 10:39:57 AM »
:> X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi.....
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai... lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!
X: ok, waisay bhai jan, aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly.......X (maar khaanay ke baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein ke kia aap chinese hein?.....
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to thee roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...
then on the roof top:.....
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun..ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se
X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too..
in the air while falling:.....
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?
Y: acha haan...huun phir?.....X:Achaa!!!LAGTAY TO NAHI HO ....

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« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2006, 06:02:29 AM »
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2006, 11:47:31 AM »

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2006, 12:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Saima Baloch


Kuch Samaj Nahi Aaya Ye Joke.By the way ye Joke thaa? :mrgreen:


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« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2006, 05:35:40 PM »
.........MERY KHAYAL SY YAHAN VOTERZ  KA KIRDAR ZIDA MASKHKOOK HAI...WOH PAKISTANI NAHI HON GY.............
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2006, 08:51:47 PM »
Achaaaaaaaaaaaa Really Funny Joke WALLAh.Pehle tho Samaj nahi aaya Jab College se Online tha Lakin ab Yahan Se Online Hoon Tho samaj Aahee Gaya ye Joke.waqayee ye jOKE hAI. :mrgreen:


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« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2006, 09:04:54 PM »
us wakat pete khali ta ya damag :mrgreen:

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« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2006, 02:57:36 AM »
Quote from: Saima Baloch
us wakat pete khali ta ya damag :mrgreen:



:that was more funny than the privious one :mrgreen
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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2006, 04:03:49 AM »
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2006, 04:19:03 PM »
Jim and Lynette were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool
and stayed there.

Lynette promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Lynette's heroic act, he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Lynette the news he said, "Lynette, I have good
news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe
belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Lynette replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?
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« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2006, 12:07:44 AM »
jab wo pehli baar mili to chup thi
aur main tha k bolay jata tha
jab wo dobara mili to main chup tha
aur usay bolnay ka chuska tha jab
shadi hui to donon chup thay
aur bolnay wala mulla tha
aur ab ye haal hai k
donon boltay hain aur
saara muhalla hansta hai!!!
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2006, 04:50:22 PM »

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« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2006, 05:11:38 PM »
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet heading over the Pacific Ocean, Suddenly, a Message is announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late"
"Damn!" Said the Irishman, 10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died, We`ll be 1 hour late"
20 mins later, "Every one, engine # 4 has died,sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late"
Suddenly the Irish man speaks out, "Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up here all day!!"
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2006, 03:37:56 AM »
eik bichoo sy kisi ny  poocha:"app sardioon main kyon nahi nikalty?"
bichoo bola" garmioon main nikalta hun to konsi ezzat milti hai jo sardioon main bhi aoon"
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