Joke of the Day

[Rind Baba]

TODAY'S  BREAKING, NEWS BULLETIN:

Today local police station toilet was stolen, leavin a big hole in ground. Police say they have nothing to go on, but they are looking into it hehehehe ( its paki police)

  Good one mate

[Mahgul]

There were two Christians Travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is Travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other.
James said to Tim.
Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai.
Tim said Nah
There are too many Muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them.
James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran.
Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more fanatic and mad then Dubai.
Muslim who was listening to them could not bear it and said hey u both go to hell, for sure there would be no Muslim

[Mahgul]

(1).NA TUM JANO NA HUM...


kyon chalti hai pawan...

because of evaporation


kyon jhoome hai gagan...

because of earth's revolution


kyon machalta hai mann...

because of excessive respiration


na tum janno na hum...

but i just gave all the answers


kyon aati hai bahaar...

because of change in season

kyon lutata hai karaar...

becuase of mental tension


because of fatal attraction


na tum janno na hum...

like i said these are all science phenomena


kyon gum hai har disha...

because u have lost the sense of direction


kyon hota hai nasha...

because of drug addiction

na tum jaano na hum...

[Mahgul]

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

[Saima Baloch]

[Mahnaaz]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

[زینوک Zenok]

Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC maen interview dene jata hai.
Interview maen manager poochta hai

So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ?
"Software Engineer : "Ziada nahi sahab, bus mahine ka Rs 80 hazaar, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"

Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar, Ek bada sa bunglow, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye" detay haen. Khush??

Software Engineer is very excited
Software Engineer : "Kyo sahab mazaak kartey ho!"

Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"

[DesertRose]

A friend emailed this to me and I would like to share it with you 

Please click on the Red Car to activate.


http://www.flashfunpages.com/blondes.html


Sorry Blondes 

[Perozai R!nd]

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[Perozai R!nd]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question:

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

Husband: "Definitely not!"


Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

Husband: "Of course I do."


Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."


Wife: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

Husband: (makes audible groan).


Wife: "Would you live in our house?"

Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."


Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"


Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."


Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

Husband: "No, she's left-handed."


Wife: -- silence --

Husband: "Shit."

[Perozai R!nd]

Wife to her husband, "how much do you love me ?"
Husband, " like how Shahjahan loved Mumtaz ....!"
Wife, "then will you make Taj Mahal for me once I am dead ?"
Husband, "I have already bought the plot, but you are the one who is delaying the project."

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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the Sardar replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"

[زینوک Zenok]

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and is told that he is free to choose any.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you of a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they all are more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Pakistani hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you of a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Pakistani comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"It's because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen....

[زینوک Zenok]

[Sameer noor]

So funny  .....nice joke

[گوادری Gwaduri]

DEMOCRATIC DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAKISTAN AND USA

In USA : you can KISS at public places but can not PISS
In PAKISTAN:  you can PISS at public places but can not KISS...!