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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2008, 01:10:36 PM »
chaudry shujoooooooo lost...


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #106 on: August 17, 2008, 02:45:50 PM »
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

The boy replies, "Now we run!"
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2009, 03:45:56 PM »
Teacher: I wish you pay a little attention to what  I teach.
Asad: Sir! I am paying as little as I can.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2009, 10:21:01 AM »
Dog Watch
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #109 on: April 09, 2009, 12:10:43 AM »


wash kand :hehe:


You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #110 on: January 18, 2010, 09:59:08 AM »
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,

which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to

check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-

cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door

key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to

trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft

sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon

which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a

single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that .

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use

the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past

Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My

Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office

hours.


Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #111 on: April 23, 2010, 10:37:03 PM »
Sardar reaction on weather forecast

Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.
He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #112 on: April 29, 2010, 03:27:23 PM »
PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

 :hehe: bigsmile
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #113 on: April 29, 2010, 03:30:25 PM »
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: aray mamu,do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #114 on: May 26, 2010, 01:46:38 AM »
A PATHAN WAS PERFORMING A BIOLOGY PRACTICAL TEST...
TEACHER::SEE THESE LEGS OF BIRDS AND TELL ME THIER NAME...
PATHAN::I DON'T KNOW...
TEACHER::UR FAIL...,WHAT'S UR NAME?
PATHAN::SEE MY LEGS AND TELL ME MY NAME..... :hehe:
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #115 on: June 16, 2010, 07:38:08 PM »
TEACHER:what do u call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: teacher  :hehe:
MIRROR IS MY  BEST FRIEND BECOZ WHEN I CRY IT NEVER LAUGHS