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Offline Zahida Raees Raji

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Some things About Wives
« on: April 26, 2005, 09:37:23 AM »
Some things About Wives :)
"Something About Wives"

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
-Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
-Milton Berle

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was
water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, In the lake."
-Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I
was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and

didn't notice."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than
to let him keep her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to
interrupt her.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I
got myself two girlfriends.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to
report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost
to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a
Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real

happiness was until I got married; then it was too

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."

A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the
"A billionaire." she replied,

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over

It's not true that married men live longer than single
It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
life Thinking they had no faults at all.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
whatever he wants,
but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is
to forget it once.
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