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knowledge and wisdom
« on: January 03, 2010, 12:48:30 AM »
there were three childrens one was jim who was hilarious one,always take everything funny but sometimes give logical answers and the second one was rim who was curious one,always ask questions.and the thired one was sim who was sensible and responsible one...
  so they r JIM.RIM.and SIM.
*PRESPECTIVES..rim:if i give u 2 apples,two more apples and again two apples,so how many do u have?
jim:seven
sim:it"s six;you don't know 2+2+2=6
jim:but one apple already i have..
MORAL:":always ready to accept other perspective..
*PATRIOTIC ATITUDE..
rim:do you know where quetta is?
sim:yes it is in balochistan.
jim:yes!into the map(hehehe)

MORAL:u must know about ur country where u live...
MIRROR IS MY  BEST FRIEND BECOZ WHEN I CRY IT NEVER LAUGHS

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Re: knowledge and wisdom
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 09:15:33 PM »
*REASON FOR ACTION
rim:hey jim!why u r drinking coffee very quickly.
sim:i think he is in hurry.
jim:no dear"look that board:hot coffee cost 5 rps and cold coffee cost 10 rps.
MORAL:for every action,there is some reason behind either it humorous or serious one.
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Re: knowledge and wisdom
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 05:17:08 AM »
lolzzzzz  :DD soo which of the bro is ur favorite ?:P
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.. So love the people who treat you right.. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it

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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 03:08:08 PM »
SIM is my favourite  :)
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 03:21:18 PM »
*SEASON'S EXPLANATION
rim:what is summer?
jim:becoze we do sum .
sim:oh!its hottest time of the year.
rim:and what is winter?
jim:hey!its victory becoze we win.
sim:its coolest time of the year.
rim:what do u mean by authum?
jim:its auto!means automatic.
sim:everything is falling.
rim:and what is spring?
jim:drink sprite and enjoy.
sim:in this time everything is grow.\
jim:but we can explain differently as well.
MORAL:always think beyond and find out meaning be4 accepting it.
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Re: knowledge and wisdom
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 11:56:09 PM »
rim:and what is spring?
jim:drink sprite and enjoy.
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 01:16:51 AM »
*EXISTENCE
rim:if u tell me where GOD exists.i will give u 100 rupees.
sim:hey?what happened to u?y r u asking such questions?
rim:y can't i ask this questions?
sim:becoz GOD exists everywhere.
jim:
ok rim!i give u answer with 100 million rupees when u tell me where GOD does not exists.

MORAL:this is another way to ask question regarding GOD existence.
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Re: knowledge and wisdom
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 01:23:06 AM »
*THINK BEYOND
rim:you know when i drink coffee,i can't sleep.
sim:becoze coffee contains caffeine.
jim:but my problem is different.
rim;what is ur problem?
sim:he can sleep after taking coffee.
jim:no,when i sleep,i can't take coffee.
MORAL:there is always another dimension open to think beyond  and out of the box.
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2010, 10:06:21 PM »
*MIND
rim:use ur mind and name the two days of the week that start with T
sim:tuesday and thursday.
jim:no,today and tomorrow
MORAL:do not narrow down your mind ,open ur mind
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Re: knowledge and wisdom
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 06:15:36 PM »
*LANGUAGES
rim:you know what happened today?i saw one mouse and cat playing together and i heard that mouse was saying meow.
sim:no,its not possible,you did some mistake.
jim:may be mouse was bilingual.
MORAL:animals can be learning other voices when they are with other animals for long while 
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Re: knowledge and wisdom
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 08:51:22 PM »
nice...
brother do you write them yourself or do u get them from somewhere ??



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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 09:58:27 PM »
no by myself i get it from digest
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