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« on: October 23, 2005, 12:53:41 PM »
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like
a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
-Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the
moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into
the office.
- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there
to appreciate
it.

- Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of
those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in
the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters
is whether I win
or
lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in
trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong
answers.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem
solving.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
(superb)

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names. (good
1)

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The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in
Australia.(nice)

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U learn in life when u lose

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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein
"When you belong to a minority, you have to be better in order to have the right to be equal."

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 02:26:25 AM »
a medical quote.."Immunity is the wisdom of the immune system and Allergy is it's stupidity"(William Boyd).

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Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2006, 12:06:36 AM »
i was born intelligent
education ruined me :mrgreen:
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2006, 04:47:56 AM »
bewakoof jab tak khamosh rehta hai ,akal mandoon main shumar hota hai
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2006, 06:13:52 AM »
a medical quote
when face is red ...raise the head
when face is pale raise the tail
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2006, 10:28:31 PM »








SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:






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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2006, 10:32:15 PM »








POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON - THEY SHOULD BOTH BE CHANGED REGULARLY, AND FOR THE SAME REASON.









(dont ask me the reason :x )


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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2006, 03:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Ahmed


SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:




This is the best one[/color] :mrgreen:  :x
Wisdom is not in words; Wisdom is meaning within words !!! Wisdom ceases to be wisdom...... when it become too Proud to Weep,, too grave to Laugh,, too self-full to see other than it self !!! Khalil Gibran