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LADIES FIRST
« on: November 01, 2005, 09:40:45 AM »
Lady : Is this my train?  
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.  
Lady : Don't try to be funny.  I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
 

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?  
Wife : Yes and no.    


Girl : Do you love me?  
Boy : Yes Dear.    
Girl : Would you die for me?  
Boy : No, mine is undying love.  


Man : How old is your father?  
Boy : As old as me.  
Man : How can that be?  
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.    


Teacher : Correct the sentence  , "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.  
Teacher : How?  
Student : Ladies first.

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Re: LADIES FIRST
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2005, 03:25:28 PM »
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Teacher : Correct the sentence  , "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.  
Teacher : How?  
Student : Ladies first.


Ladies First Hahahahah.Sahee kaha. :mrgreen:


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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2006, 09:02:41 PM »
:mrgreen: wao u buddies r very funny,,but dont dare to poke ladiez so much ap ny humara ghusa nahi dekha :evil:
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2006, 11:24:11 PM »
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:mrgreen: wao u buddies r very funny,,but dont dare to poke ladiez so much ap ny humara ghusa nahi dekha :evil:


 :x:x  Nohani Man You Share a Wrong Topic Lagta Hain Ab tumari Peetai Ke Din Bohot Kareeb hain,  :x  bach Ke Raho  :x   :evil:
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2006, 04:53:08 AM »
na its ok kissi ki pitai nai ho gi
have this one,
kareem: khalid tum ko sharam nai ati tum kal apni bewi k sath kapry do rahy thy?
khali:to kia hua jab woh mery sath rotiyan paka sakti hai to main usk sath kapry kyon na dhoon?
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 10:37:51 PM »
:) NATIONAL ID CARD OF ASHWARIYA BI BI 4rm NADIRA
 :>
 

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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 12:48:23 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2006, 01:03:24 AM »


 :mrgreen:
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2006, 03:45:35 AM »
that was nice one baba but  not more than this............. :>





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Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 06:57:10 AM »

 :x
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2006, 12:26:03 AM »
1. Subah subah aik sahib chemist ki ducaan per pahunchey aur bole, " Mujhe biwi ke liye sleeping pills de deejiye"
Chemist ne kaha, " Kal shaam hi to aap leker gaye thay?"
Wo sahib bole, " Aap samajhte kiun nahee, wo phir jaag gayee hai !"

2.Aik sahib ko neend mai chalne ki beemaari thee. Aik raat wo neend mai bister se uth ker darwaze ki taraf badhey to unki biwi boli, " Darling mai aapko batana hi bhool gayee, nai maid aaj sham hi naukri chhorh ker chali gayee hai!"

3. Aik sahib ne apni biwi ki qabr per yeh kutba lagwaaya, "Aansoo tumhen wapas nahee la sakte, is liye mai rota rehta hoon!"


Funny Biwiya lol
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2006, 02:06:08 PM »
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1. Subah subah aik sahib chemist ki ducaan per pahunchey aur bole, " Mujhe biwi ke liye sleeping pills de deejiye"
Chemist ne kaha, " Kal shaam hi to aap leker gaye thay?"
Wo sahib bole, " Aap samajhte kiun nahee, wo phir jaag gayee hai !"


Funny Biwiya lol




Very Funny Brother


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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2006, 08:15:08 PM »
:)  :>  (y)  (*) brother really funny ...

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What a Woman wants from a Man
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2006, 10:42:13 AM »
Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


 
 
Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


 
 
Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


 
 
Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


 
 
Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


 
 
Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN WHILE USING ATM
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2006, 12:56:55 PM »
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN WHILE USING ATM

MEN:
1. Drive to the bank ATM
2. Insert Card
3. Input code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

WOMEN:
1.  Drive to the bank ATM
2.  Engine stalled
3.  Check makeup in the mirror
4.  Apply perfume
5.  Manually check haircut
6.  Park the car - failure
7.  Park the car - failure
8.  Park the car - sucess
9.  Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejeccted by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert card
14. Look for secret box (where secret code is written) in handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. # Cancel#
18. Re-enter Code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call home/husband to get the correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter Maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take Cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in the hand bag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to ATM
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and slip back from ATM
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on floor
40. Check makeup in rear in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - Wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - Right way
45. Drive five kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Reach home and tell every one how miserable she was after this experience
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