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Offline Nohani

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« on: November 01, 2005, 09:45:50 AM »
**Kaun Banega Crorepati**

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
( He pressed the buttons by accidently and managed to qualify )



Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj.
Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are :
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab

Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have to answer this question?

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time

Santa (Giggles) : Sir ji bada tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use?

Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.

After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne.
I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK computer ji do galat
jawab mita diye jayen.

Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chhodunga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru
di kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. Main apne ek dost ko phone karna
chahunga.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the
lifelines in the very first question. This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko
phone karna chahen ge aap.

Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.

Phone rings. Banta picks it 'Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adhi raati,???'

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein...Q - Q - Q - Q &. Ki hal
chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon
ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur...

Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gayahoga, khota hai sala.
Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,......chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute
doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala
aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya.
Saale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega kya ??.

AB: Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ..... (he tells him the question).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer
mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

Santa : Oye par... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitra ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka
confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke
A hai ya C hai...

And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing.

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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 11:43:27 AM »
:mrgreen:  really v. nice sharing.
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 12:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Raji
:mrgreen:  really v. nice sharing.


I'M GLAD THAT YOU LIKED IT .. IMAGINE IF IT HAPPENS IN REAL .. PEOPLE WOULD DIE OF LAUGHING  8)

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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2005, 02:41:10 PM »
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yaar.

Kamal Ka Post Hai Kasam se.

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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2006, 03:54:19 AM »
Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
 
Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.
 
Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan
 
Computer Screen:
 
A. Amitabh Bachan
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar
D. General Perverz Musharaff
 :mrgreen:
 
 Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
 
 for A) But Santa is still confused.
 
 Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
 
 Santa: I think it is A but am not sure.
 
 Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
 
 Santa : I would like to use 50:50?
 
 Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..
 
 Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
 
 B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
 
 C. Moh. Azhar.
 
 Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made
 this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now
 Santa is confused.
 Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a friend..
 
 Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
 
 Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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