Author Topic: Munna Bahi MBBS jokes (Read 5049 times)

Rind Baba · « **on:** December 24, 2005, 06:19:22 PM »

Munna Bhai M.B.B.S on Practice

Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya k bahar aik aadmi aaya hai. Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay k liye kaha. Us k andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha k us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha k batien karnay laga.

"Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai".

Us k baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha "Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?"

Man: Mien phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

Rind Baba · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:20:26 PM »

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.

Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.

Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Rind Baba · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:21:07 PM »

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

Rind Baba · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:21:48 PM »

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Rind Baba · « **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:22:36 PM »

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.

Patient : Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

Rind Baba · « **Reply #5 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:23:29 PM »

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.

Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.

Rind Baba · « **Reply #6 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:24:52 PM »

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Rind Baba · « **Reply #7 on:** December 24, 2005, 06:26:06 PM »

Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.

Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob. solve ho jaati hai.

Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.

Munna: Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai "Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala."

Saima Baloch · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2005, 09:35:16 PM »

Nice joke Rind bhai..........

Rind Baba · « **Reply #9 on:** December 26, 2005, 12:44:14 AM »

Quote from: saima baloch

Nice joke Rind bhai..........

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