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Offline گوادری Gwaduri

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A letter from a Punjabi Mother to her son
« on: January 25, 2006, 05:13:52 PM »
My dear Allah ditha,
 
 I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
 
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20miles.
 
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here
took  the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to
change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
 
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little
too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off
and put them in the pocket.
 
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the
grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He
told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
 
 Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
 girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

 Your uncle, Maula jat  fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

 Love - Mom.

 P.S. Allah ditha, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
Maara Tappi Kotag Hama Teera
Anga tai dedage kamaan'a hain

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very funny..hahahahahahahaha
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 09:31:59 PM »
:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:gr8  :x but panjabi hia kyon? :mrgreen:
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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A letter from a Punjabi Mother to her son
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2006, 06:28:59 PM »
:)  (F) :>  :mrgreen: hahahahaah wow gr8...........

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