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Offline Saima Baloch

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« on: February 14, 2006, 11:24:33 AM »
Q: Why did the sardar throw the butter out of the window?
A: he wanted to see butterfly!!

Saradr answers toughest question ever:
Wat cums 1st...the chicken or egg?
Saradr says: Oye paaji!!! jis cheez ka order pehle dunga.. wahi pehle aayega!! :mrgreen:

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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2006, 03:07:36 PM »
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?
 "Sure."

 "Give me a green one, please." :mrgreen:

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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied. :mrgreen:


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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

 "What's the problem?"asked the doctor.

 "I'm 2400 kms from home." :)
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2006, 12:18:26 AM »
Sardar-why are all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running


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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was?

He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab



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19 SARDARS WENT TO SEE A FILM.

ON ASKING THEM THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?

THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2006, 09:25:01 PM »
hahaahaha that  was nice  rind bro :mrgreen:
ok ab meri bari

eik bar eik sardar ji kaheen jarahy thy rasty main kely ky chilky sy phisal kar gir gay.. sardar ji uthy or khud ko jharty hua agy nikal pary..
thori door ja ka eik or chhilka para hua mila, sardar ji bezar ho  kar boly

"kia museebat hai......! ab phir sy phisaln pary ga
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2006, 10:11:25 AM »
Quote from: Nuno
hahaahaha that  was nice  rind bro :mrgreen:
ok ab meri bari

eik bar eik sardar ji kaheen jarahy thy rasty main kely ky chilky sy phisal kar gir gay.. sardar ji uthy or khud ko jharty hua agy nikal pary..
thori door ja ka eik or chhilka para hua mila, sardar ji bezar ho  kar boly

"kia museebat hai......! ab phir sy phisaln pary ga



Very Funny Fool Sardar Jee.Am I right Nuno :mrgreen:


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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2006, 04:32:34 PM »
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2006, 04:38:42 PM »
sardar ji cycle per jarahy thy..samny si eik lady jarahi thi usky sath sardar ji ka accident hogaya..
aurat boli" oy sardar tum brake nahi marsakty thy"
sardarji " tusi barake ki bat karty ho main ny app ko poori ki poori cycle jo mardi hia,
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2006, 11:01:16 AM »
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE
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 English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Sardar jee : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
.......... :)  :mrgreen:

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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2006, 12:27:06 AM »
eik sardar ji marny k bad janat k darogha(chokeedar) k pass gaya or under jany ka kaha
rizwan:janab kahan jarhy ho ap ka nam to list main nahi hia
sardar:nai oye tum theek sy check karo merya nam waheen hai
rizwan ny file check ki:arry nahi sardar ji app ka nam kaheen nahi hai
sardar ji gusy sy:arry kesy nahi hai main ny zindagi main bohot nek kam kiyn hain tum ghor sy dekho
janat ka chokeedar: mujhy to kaheen ap ka nam nahi mil raha apppp khud hi bata do app ny kia nekian kin hain
sardar kuch yadd karty huya:oye puter main ny eik barr eik fakeer ko 10 rupy diy tha
rizwan:or :E ?
sardar ji; orr..or or.. han eik bar eik kherati idary main 10 rupy donate kiya thay
rizwan:or??
sardar:or bas
rizwan jeb sy 20 rupy nikalty huya....gussy sy : chalo pakro apny 20 ruppy or appka rasta seedha hai
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2006, 10:50:35 AM »
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2006, 10:10:21 AM »
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."[/i]


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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2006, 10:38:00 AM »
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2006, 10:42:05 AM »
English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Sardar jee : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!


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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2006, 11:23:30 PM »
A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali. "Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same. They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names. The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name. He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala Bagh :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2006, 08:40:59 PM »
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."