Sardar jee

[Imran Mullahzai]

1. Once upon Sardarjee falling love with a Nurse, hus ne soocha k wo mohabat ka izhar kese kare,Aakhir kafi sooch bichar k baad hus ne ek love letter likha,
       "I Love You Sister" 

2. some one ask to Sardarjee: Bus main Logo-n ne aap ko itna kion mara?
Sardarjee Replied: Oh yaar kia batao-n, Meri Tasweer (photo) Bus main gir gai tee, mene kaha Madam zara Sari hoper karien Tasweer leni hai, 

[Rind Baba]

Sardar,a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Sardar took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "Im confused, why did you bring the radiator?"
The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid."
Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window

[Rind Baba]

Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

[Baluch]

Mental Hospital

A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day.

At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to any patient who could open the door.

There was a mad rush for the door with the patients scratching a clawing at the door and the handle.

The doctors were disappointed, until they noticed a single patient who remained in his chair and was quietly chuckling to himself as he watched his fellow patients.

Encouraged that at least one patient could be discharged today, the doctors asked him why he wasn't trying to open the door.

The patient, who could no longer contain his laughter, shouted, "I've got the key!"

[Rind Baba]

 
Sardar apni bevi ke sath taxi mein baita . Driver ne aaina set kia k itne mein sardar ne ussay deaka sardar gussay mein bola uluu. Ke pataay ja peechay baait taxi mein khud chalaunga'