Let us leaf through Gwachin to observe the writer’s approach:
• The Balochistan National Party has announced that it will launch a “National Awareness Campaign”. (Print Media)
“The Balochs have already acquired the awareness. May be you have just awaken from the deep slumber.”
• About the current political situation of Balochistan, our party policy is quite clear; we have nothing to do with the armed struggle. National Party
“It sounds as if somebody’s house catches fire and he lets it burn to ashes by saying that; “I have nothing to do with the fire.”
• We would carry forward the ideologies of Shaheed Fida Ahmed and Mir Ghous Bux Bezanjo. (National Party 2 May 2010 on the eve of Fida Day)
“Fida’s struggle was meant for the sovereignty of Balochistan while Ghous Bux’s for the solidarity of Pakistani federation. How would you carry forward two different ideologies at the same time?”
Besides party policies, Naguman has also quoted several individual statements of politicians which, in a broad sense, depict their party policies:
• I will be amongst the Balochs in the last battle. Ehsan Shah (17-9-2010)
“The last battle began during the Musharraf’s era and it is Zardari’s rule now; but sycophant! You are still serving the Punjabi establishment.”
• The Pakistani state is meeting out the same cruel treatment to the Baloch which they did to the Bengalis. Former senator Lashkari Raisani (Ex) President PPP Balochistan. (Daily Tawar/Intekhab)
”Then when are you going to revolt like the Bengalis?”
• Despite mutilated corpses, we keep supporting the democracy. Tahir Bezanjo NP (January 2012)
” A man who is more loyal than the king”.
Of politicians, Dr. Malik Baloch, the former senator and the current head of the National Party, is the man at whom Naguman has directed most of his satirical remarks. Moreover, he sarcastically quipped him as the “Ostrich of the Baloch politics”. On the page 30, he writes: “during the 1985 polls, Dr. Malik raised the slogan “we want blood not ballot” and today, when the time is ripe to shed blood, he has not only drifted away from that old slogan but also given a renewed slogan which says like: “no armed struggle but parliamentary politics”.
Let’s have glance on these lines:
• The government is paying mere lip services to the issue of Balochistan. Dr. Malik Baloch (Daily Tawar/ Intekhab 16-9-09)
” Wow, isn’t that exactly what you are doing?”
• We wouldn’t let anybody occupy the Baloch land. (Daily Tawar, Intekhab 22-11-2009)
“Dude, are you still in deep slumber? Balochistan has been enslaved by the Punjab for the last sixty years.”
To many readers these punches may sound biased comments which are meant to distort the image of popular politicians of Balochistan. But when looked closely through the prism of Baloch nationalism, especially keeping the current situation of Balochistan in view, these remarks reveal that the chasm between the Baloch intelligentsia and obsequious politicians is yawning by the day. Moreover, what Naguman has precisely said in these, one or two liner punches, usually people render pages yet they fail to deliver. Overall, Gwachin is an interesting read in which humor and satires go side by side.
Published in The Baloch Hal on July 10, 2012.