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Re: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN WHILE USING ATM
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2006, 06:01:33 PM »
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN WHILE USING ATM

MEN:
1. Drive to the bank ATM
2. Insert Card
3. Input code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

WOMEN:
1.  Drive to the bank ATM
2.  Engine stalled
3.  Check makeup in the mirror
4.  Apply perfume
5.  Manually check haircut
6.  Park the car - failure
7.  Park the car - failure
8.  Park the car - sucess
9.  Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejeccted by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert card
14. Look for secret box (where secret code is written) in handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. # Cancel#
18. Re-enter Code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call home/husband to get the correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter Maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take Cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in the hand bag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to ATM
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and slip back from ATM
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on floor
40. Check makeup in rear in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - Wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - Right way
45. Drive five kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Reach home and tell every one how miserable she was after this experience


Brother Gwadari that So Funny  :mrgreen: lol Ladies
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2006, 06:03:54 PM »


You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2006, 10:33:35 PM »
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2006, 12:16:27 PM »
:mrgreen:

 Baba ur last post in this thread shows ur hypocracy....or u r trying to be diplomatic...

 its not clear tht u r with guys or ladies....

 let me repeat the words of the world famous stupid President.. Mr Bush....

 " Either u r with us or get ready for bombarment.......

 One thing is better in Bush than Baba..

 atleast he is not a hypocrate......... :mrgreen:
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Anga tai dedage kamaan'a hain

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« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2006, 07:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Gwaduri
:mrgreen:

 Baba ur last post in this thread shows ur hypocracy....or u r trying to be diplomatic...

 its not clear tht u r with guys or ladies....

 let me repeat the words of the world famous stupid President.. Mr Bush....

 " Either u r with us or get ready for bombarment.......

 One thing is better in Bush than Baba..

 atleast he is not a hypocrate......... :mrgreen:


:x brother that was a  good joke ... brother do u think that im with ladies side ...  :mrgreen:
Check this one mate
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« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2006, 07:13:08 PM »
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN.................


NAMES

If raji, naheed,zeba,sheereen and saima go out for lunch, they will
call each other raji, naheed , zeba,sheereen, and saima.

If sabit, ahmed, nadir  and fahad  go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.




MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on
sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man would not be able to identify most of these items.

 ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new
argument.


CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she
does.


DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.




You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2006, 04:53:59 PM »
The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.   Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
 On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
 Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love   kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
 "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
 
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
 
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the   housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
 She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth   floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
 

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch   your step as you exit the building, and have a nice  day!


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Wisdom is not in words; Wisdom is meaning within words !!! Wisdom ceases to be wisdom...... when it become too Proud to Weep,, too grave to Laugh,, too self-full to see other than it self !!! Khalil Gibran

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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2006, 05:17:30 PM »
Very Funny Sis.Thankx for Sharing this :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


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« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2006, 05:41:06 PM »
wow so funny sis ....... :)  thanks for sharing......