Comdey Shairy

[Rind Baba]

neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam


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Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain



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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha keh usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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[Rind Baba]

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!....

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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application
create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
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[Rind Baba]

Bohat hee khobsurat nazm ka aghaz kerte hain
Yeh larke kion apna waqt berbaad kerte hain
 
Zara samjha kero hum ko, zara alfaaz wapis lo
Kay sharif zaadey kahan, kab, aisi baat kartay hain
 
Kissi se “luv u” kehte hain kissi se “hug u” kehte hain
Yeh jo aap kerte hain who kia khak kerte hain??
 
Mobile de ke larkion ko inspire kerte hain
Maa baap ke paisoon ka khana kharab kerte hain
 
Bohat pur-josh rehte hain bohat si baatein kerte hain
Mager matlub ki baatoon ko huns ke taala kerte hain
 
Deen ki baatoon ko  khud pe na kabhi sawar kartay hain
Aur kuch mane ya na mane girlfriends hamesha chaar rakhtay hain
 
Nahin ager aap ki niyat mein koi futoor
toW larkion ke face mein kia talaash kerte hain???
 
Kahain tu hard disk bhar doon inn pe likh ker
Chalein chorein aaj hum inn ko maaf kerte hain.....

[Sheereen]

    RINDBABA REALLY GR8 WOW..NICE LOLZ

[Perozai R!nd]

RindBaba Nice .Very Funny.Kahan Se Mile Ye Saare Jokes Shairy.

[ناہید بلوچ Naheed Baloch]

Message Pey Message Bhejtey Ho,
Bhej Bhej K Bheja Kharab Kartey Ho,
Bhejtey Ho To Bhi Kya Bhejtey Ho,
Khud Ka Bheja Huwa To Chalta Nahin,
Doosron Ka Bheja Huwa Bhejtey Ho!

Duaoon Ki Bheer Main Ek Dua Hamari Ho Gii
Jis Main Maangi Hum Ney Khushi Aap Ki Ho Gii
Jab Bhi Koi Khushi Miley Aap Ko....................
SAMJHOO..............Dua Qabool Hamarii Ho Gii



Winter Comes ..............................................Again & Again,
Summer Comes ...........................................Again & Again,
But The Person Like You...................... Will Not Come Again,
Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again

her khushi ko teri taraf mor dooon..
khushiyon ka darwaza tujh pe khool doon..
to kahey to ye duniya chor doo...
itna kafi hai ya do chaar aur jhoot bol doon


jidher bhi jaoon nazar mein us ka chehra rahta hai
wo mere dhiyan ke sabhi raastoon mein rahta hai
bicharh kar us se pereshan mein to hoon
par suna hai wo bhi uljhanoon mien rahta hai

Twinkle Twinkle little star
U Should Know What U R?
Once U Know What U r
Mental Hospital Is Not So Far



Tum Hansti Raho
Hansti raho
Hansti Raho
MUskurati Raho
Sada Khilkhilati Raho
Khush Rhao
Mera Kya Hay
Log Tumhain Hi Pagal Kahein gay
hahahahaha

[Rind Baba]

[Nuno]

ghalib ki ghazal ka charba



arz karty hooonn...hazaron larkian aysi kay har larki pay dum nikly ..............lykin mayra jis larki pay dum nikly wo kambakhat gher say hi kam nikly...hehe acha shayr hay na?.......

[ناہید بلوچ Naheed Baloch]

TypEs oF AshiQ



AMEER AASHIQ

Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa
Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........


GHAREEB AASHIQ

Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal JaneMann
Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ........


JHOOTA AASHIQ

Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein
Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein .......


SACHAA AASHIQ

Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin
Naadan Hai Samajhta Nahin Bin teray Rehta Nahin ........


KAMYAB AASHIQ

O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........


NAKAAM AASHIQ

Inn Say Nain Mila Ka! ! ye Dekho

Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........



CHALAAK AASHIQ

Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Mam saab
Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Mam saab ......


MAJBOOR AASHIQ
Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay
Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay.....


BUZDIL AASHIQ
Me Tera Shehar Chour Jaoun Gaa ........


DHEET AASHIQ
Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jaen Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jaen
May Hi Mahiwal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal Sun Ja ......


IZZAT DAR AASHIQ
Teri Ruswayon Say Darta Hoon
Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon
 
     
 

[Saima Baloch]

Nice Shairy  sis Naheed

[Rind Baba]

Khudi ko kar buland itna
Kay, Hamaliya ki choti pay ja pohnchay
phir Sab tum say yeh poochay
Abay Gadhay ab utray ga tu kesay

[Rind Baba]

jab se begum ne mujhay murga bana rakha hay
mai ne nazron ki tarah ser bhi jukha rakha hay

bertano!! ajj mere ser per barasty kyon ho
mai ne tum ko to hamesha se dhulla rakha hay

pehly belan ne banaya thaa mere ser per goomar
aur ab chimtay ne mera gaal saja rakha hay

sary kapry to jala daly hain begum ne
taan chupany ko banyan phata rakha hay

wohi dunia mai muqadar ka sikander yehan thera
jis ne khud ko abhi shadi se bacha rakha hay

pee ja is maar ki talkhee ko bhi hans ker nasir
maar khany mai bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hay

[Digital Walk]

Ha ha ha Hilarious Poetry!!
here's my unconventional version of  famous Aadat's parody

Duur jitna bhi tum mujse paas tere mein
Kya kroon bohot maarti hai agar na jaoN
Ab tau aadat si hai mujh ko aisy jeenay mein
Keh office mein boss ki daant aur ghar meiN Biwi ki maar khata hooN
Leken phir bhee..
Zindagi say ko shikwa tau naheen hai
A A a a Ho Ho Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
It Really Hurts! My back!![/b]

[Perozai R!nd]

Maine apne ghar ke saamne speed breaker banwa rakha hai,
Take mashooq mere ghar ke saamne se ruk kar guzzre.

Magar

Jis dum nikalte hain voh kooche se jo mere,
Breack bhi Rickshawa wale ko lagane nahi dete.
(Dhad--Dhad--Dhad--Dhad--Dhad--Dhad--)