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« on: March 12, 2006, 07:53:02 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2006, 12:19:05 PM »
chund lerkyon k peechay , das das hazaar lerkay
yahan se wahan tak hain phailey beshumar lerkay

perhney likhney se ye rehtey hain humesha khaaif
hotey hain maktabon se akser faraar lerkay

baarha hum ne dekha hai suhaana manzer!(yani)
girls colleges k bahir saraapa intizar lerkay

wesey tou ye samajhtey hain bohat hoshyar khud ko
mager hain bewaqoofyon ka shaahkaar lerkay

ma'asoom lerkion se kertey hain flirt akser
aisey kaamon mein hain bohat honihaar lerkay  :mrgreen:

wafaa shi'aarion mein rakhtey nahi hain saani
her roz nai lerki k peechey bandhey qatar lerkay

lerki ko dekhtey hi andaaz hon muhazaib
taakay kehalwaa sakein ye khud ko tarahdaar lerkay

bimaari-e-ishq mein mubtala bechaarey
lerki se baat kerney ko beqarar lerkay

ye wafa shi'aar lerkay,ye tarahdaar lerkay
magr beshumaar lerkay, ye naahanjaar lerkay


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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2006, 12:14:13 PM »
Very funny bro Fahad.... :mrgreen:

Nothing is impossible to awilling mind

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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2006, 01:12:41 PM »


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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2006, 04:01:21 PM »
Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildaar samajh kar  
Tum khaa gaye ho is ko naswaar samajh kar

Wo aankh bari peyaari thi jo hum nay usay maari thi
Wo sandle bari bhaari thi jo us ne humko maari thi

Dil kay armaan aansoo'on mein beh gaay
Un kay bachay hamay maamu keh gaay

Kaun kehta hai keh hum pakre jaaen ge
waqat aane par bahan bhai ban jaaen ge.

dabe mein daba dabe mein khargosh
nana ne aankh mari, nani behosh.

kal hum un ki gali se guszre,ek itefaq tha
unhnon ne phool mara gamle bhi saath tha.

kaash sab hasenon ke baap mar jaaen
chalo isi bahane se un ke ghar to jaaen.

lardka :
Aaj baagh mein kali hai
Kal gulaab ho gaa
Mujh se shaadi kar lo
Tum ko suwaab ho gaa

Larki :
Aaj baagh mein kali hai
Kal gulaab ho gaa
Jo tum se shaadi kare gaa
Us kaa dimaagh kharaab ho gaa
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2006, 06:41:27 PM »
Quote
lardka :
Aaj baagh mein kali hai
Kal gulaab ho gaa
Mujh se shaadi kar lo
Tum ko suwaab ho gaa

Larki :
Aaj baagh mein kali hai
Kal gulaab ho gaa
Jo tum se shaadi kare gaa
Us kaa dimaagh kharaab ho gaa


WALLAH Very Funny Ya Ukhti :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2006, 08:02:53 PM »
VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUNNNYYYYY Fahad elum :mrgreen:

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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2006, 08:24:22 PM »
HEER gai milny RANGHA sa milny
 antapka us ka mama  khuama khua

chal rahy thi ISHTIHAR achy bhaly
an tapka ak DRAMA khuama khau
 :mrgreen:

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Re: funny shairi
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2006, 03:35:31 PM »

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Re: funny shairi
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2006, 09:28:18 PM »


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Re: funny shairi
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2006, 07:24:20 PM »
Daikh teray ishq mai hum nai halat kiya banaye hai...  :''(
Aagay say tind pechay say jhlar nikal Aaye hai...  :(:)

Aaj he barhay number ki Ainak hum nai lagaye hai...
tond ki exercise aur monchein b dye kerwaye hain...

moun mai danton ki jaga batti se lagwaye hai...
daikh tu sahe halat kiya nikal Aaye hai...

na janay teray ishq mai kiyun taang arhaye hai...
hye hye itni se shakal nikal Aaye hai... 
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You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

Long Live Baloch & Balochistan

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Re: funny shairi
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2006, 02:39:25 AM »
aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho

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Teaz hawa ka jhoka aya.
Sath mai tere khushbhu laya.
Tb maiere dil mai khayal aya.
Aj bhi maiera dost nahi nahaya.

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Kassh maiere dardoo kya tujhe esa saza mila..
tujhe ayee ho badee zoor sa SUSU..
aur khayee karna kya jaga na mila:P

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Ek martaba kya mohbbat ko bholapan khata hain.
Dousare mohbbat ko bhoala paan khata hain.
tesere mohbbat ko kamina paan khata hain.

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Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan

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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?

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Bole wo DosTi...Chup rahe wo Pyar...
Milaye wo DosTi...Juda kare wo Pyar...
Hasaaye wo DosTi...Rulaye wo Pyar...
Phir bhi log DosTi chor kyun karTe hain Pyar?

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Mulak kya bhee ek sharad hoti hai.
bacha kya bhee ek zid hooti hai.
aur kitana intazar karon tere sms ka kanjose kya bhe ek had hote hai.

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Har khushi ko tere taraf moun doon.
Teri liya chand tara bhee tooad doon.
Khushiyoo kya darwaza tera liya khool doon.
itana kafi hai ya do char aur jhoot bool doon.

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kya kar raha hoo?
Bussy ho?
kitana bussy ho.thoda ho ya bhout ho?
Agar thoda ho to sms kioon nahi karta ho?
gar zada ho to sms kioon phad raha ho?

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Assol asool hai, chick chick fazool hai, yay apna rule hai!

 

Tumharee ankhoon may buss janay koo jee chahtaa hai, per kiya karoo tumhara chashmaa beech may ataa hai.!!

 

mein nay kaha raat ko neend nahi atee, Us nay kaha asmaan per taray ginaa karoo!

 

Khudd hee ko kur bulland itnaa kay K-2 ki chottee par pohanch jaa, Kay khuda bandey say khud pochay bata bachuu ab utray gaa kaisay!

 

Joo aik(1) galtee karay woo anjaan, Joo doo(2) galtee karay woo naadaan, Joo teen(3) galtee karay woo sheaytaan, Joo galtion par galtian karay woo hindustaan, Aur joo hur galtee koo maaf karay woo Pakistan!!

 

Kaash kay tumharay charay par chicken pocks hotay, Chand tou thaa hi sitaray bhi sath hotay.

 

Hazaroon larkian aseen kay her larkee per dum niklay, jis larkee ko hum chahain woh apnay gher say kum niklay.

 

Woo humaray ghar aye aur diaa jala kar chalay gaye, Baqee joo bacha tale(oil) woh sir may laga k chalay gae!

 

Mey nay kaha loo martaa hoo may, Bolay Bismillah achee baat hai!

 

Dil kay armaan ansoo may bahh gaye, un kay bachay hamay mammu keh gae.

 

Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Hawa hi hawa hai :) !

 

Ya Rab jab may ghar badloon tou mujhay aisee parosan dey , Jo kalb ko garmaa dey joo roh ko tarpa dey


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Mazahia shaiyree

Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai
Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se
Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota Hai
Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se

 

Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna
Jaisa Bhi Khadda Aee Has Kar Guzarna

 

Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Dour Se Aaya Hai
Safar Qismat Mein Likha Hai , Hokum Dour Se Aaya Hai

 

Pata Kya Khaak Bataein Nishaan Hai Bey Nishaan Hamara


Laga Bethe Jahaan Basta Wahe Samjho Makaan Apna

 

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho
To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

 

Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai
Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai

 

Allah Allah Tera Zour Hai Mere Deewane Mein
Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi Aj Phir Se Thaney Mein

 

Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Goath Mein Sote Hein
Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein

 

Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Raat Bhar Tera Raks

Dekha

Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool
Jaltey Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool

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Little Bit More Mazahia shaiyree

 

Abhi Abhi to Piyaar ka Pc kiya Hai Chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daalou

 

Apne chehare se ruswaai kay error tou hatao
Aey jaanemun apne dil ka password tou batao

 

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhatey hai
Warna aap jaisey kitney softwares to bazaar main biktey hai

Roz raat aap merey sapney main aate ho
Mere pyar kay mouse bana key ungaliyon pey nachate ho

 

Aur Ab Hum Sey Kitna Kervouge Intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

 

Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaisey loonga
Terey meray piyar ko ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga

 

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya kartey hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hain

 

tumhare samne hain itne sample
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon per
kabhi to click karo

 

Roz subah hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warnings

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

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Re: funny shairi
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2006, 01:16:15 PM »


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Re: funny shairi
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2006, 11:33:54 PM »
somthing from Anwer Masood's shairi

umm lovely   


kal jo hua hai dafatan us sy mera mukalma
khubiy ikhtasar ka tajurba kuch yuneek hai
main ney kaha ky "bazmy naz!" us ny kaha ky "kia kaha?"
main ney kaha key" kuch nahi" us ney kaha key " theek hai"


apni zoja sy kaha eik molwi ney key naik bakht
teri turbat pey likhen tehreer kis mafhoom ki?
ehlia boli ibarat mozon sab sy hai yahi
dafan hai bewa yahan molwi marhoon ki :hehe:


chor dena chahiya khilwat nasheeni ka khayal
wakt badla hai to hum ko bhi badalna chahiya
yah bhi kia key mardoon ki surat ghar main hi beten rahen
aurton ki tarhan bahar bhi nikalna chahiya



Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its
own style.
Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules

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Re: funny shairi
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2007, 04:17:08 PM »
دل کی بیماری کے اک ماہر سے پوچھا میں نے کل

یہ مرض لگتا ہے کیوں کر آدمی کی جان کو

ڈاکٹر صاحب نے فرمایا تکلف کے بغیر

دردِ دل کے واسطے پیدا کیا انسان کو
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