Bumper Sticker Quotes

[Ahmed]

Some Funny Stuff You Can Find On the Bumpers (of cars) Of Funny People




I AM INSURED BY THE MAFIA - YOU HIT ME, THEY HIT YOU

DONT STEAL - THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION

DONT FOLLOW ME - IM LOST TOO

IM IN NO HURRY - IM ON MY WAY TO WORK

IM LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT PEDESTRIAN TO RUN OVER

I HAVE GOOD BRAKES - DO YOU HAVE GOOD INSURANCE??

IF YOU WERE BORN AGAIN, THEN DO YOU HAVE TWO BELLY BUTTONS??

THE EARTH IS FULL - GO HOME

and finally

DRIVE LIKE HELL AND YOU WILL GET THERE



 
All quotes dedicated to the morons on wheels who make driving a pain

[Ahmed]

Wanna go for a drive in Dubai??








One thing is for sure - you will get to read a lot of bumper quotes.

[Nohani]

I HAVE GOOD BRAKES - DO YOU HAVE GOOD INSURANCE??

THIS IS FUNNY  

[Ahmed]

Some More Bumper Quotes - Im Addicted to Them and I Force U Guys to Read Them  



MY OTHER CAR IS A PORSCHE    


IF EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY... THEN YOU ARE ON THE WRONG LANE


THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEDESTRIANS.... THE QUICK AND THE DEAD
   
(Watch the movie - the quick n the dead, if u dont believe me)


GOD GRANT ME PATIENCE... AND I WANT IT NOW    


GIMME COFFEE AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT


A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG... A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL


YOU CANT FIX STUPID


QUIET!! GENIUS AT WORK


FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE... FEWER MEN ACT THEIR AGE


HONESTY PAYS... BUT NOT ENOUGH


YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT... SO PLEASE SHUT UP


HEY JERK, YOU ARE DRIVING A CAR... NOT A PHONE BOOTH


THE #1 CAUSE OF DIVORCE IS .....     MARRIAGE




Enjoy...