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u expect us to pass !
« on: July 09, 2008, 04:25:23 AM »
salam

i got this email ..n my bro loved it.. nonsense but sooo true :D


Why Students Fail In Examz
It'snot the fault of the student if he/she >fails b/c the year has>anonly 365 days.
Typical academic year for a >student.
52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.>Balance >313days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot &difficult to >study>Balance 263 days
8hrs daily sleepmeans 122 days.>Balance 141 days
1 >hr for dailyplaying (good for health) means15 days.>Balance 126days.
2hrs >daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chewproperly & eat) means>30 >days.>Balance 96days.
1hr for talking (human is a social animal)means>15 >days.
Balance 81 days.
Examdays per year at least 35 days.Balance46days
Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40days.
Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3days.
Balance 3 days.
Movies & functions at least2 days.
Balance 1 day.
That 1 day is
yourbirthday.
How can a student pass??

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lol but im out of this :)



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Offline گوادری Gwaduri

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Re: u expect us to pass !
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 12:54:50 PM »
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Nice one banuk

You failed not becos u dont have any time to study.. but bcoz your arithmatic is very weak... u r multiplying the daily total hours of each activity with 365 and dividing it with 24 hours a day to calculate the days spent on each activity

e.g 8 hours* 365/24= 121.6 ~ 122 days

and deducting it from the remainder of 365..

in a way of u double counting the time spent on all the activities...



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Offline Mehhlab Baloch

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Re: u expect us to pass !
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 06:25:43 PM »
Hmmm, nu eshiya sarpad kay bibeeth Gwaduri??? :)():(
Hey nezoreen baskani nokteren beday bara!!!
Gulzmeen soth e kuth azmank pa tu perbast.

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Re: u expect us to pass !
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 11:36:58 PM »
i didnt fail   (yh)
im 1st  (ff)

lol
smart tip bro gwadari :)



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